Harleys are great. Kawasakis too. But I’m a Royal Enfield guy through and through. Are you one too?

1. The only bike you’ve ever dreamt of owning is a Royal Enfield.

All the Pulsars and Karizmas of the world can go take a hike.

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2. Even after you own a Royal Enfield, the next bike you want to own is another Royal Enfield.

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3. You give a stink eye to people who call every Royal Enfield a “Bullet”.

For the last time, all Bullets are Royal Enfields but not all Royal Enfields are Bullets!

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4. No matter what, you do an instinctive turn when you hear the signature RE thump.

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5. You know as much about the oldest model of Royal Enfield as much as you know about the latest one.

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6. You visit the Royal Enfield website at least once a day.

And during launch season, you watch every auto show and buy every auto magazine.

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7. You get thrilled when you spot a Royal Enfield in a film or a sitcom or an ad.

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8. Whenever you pass a fellow RE rider, you both helmet tip each other like cowboys!

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9. If you’re waiting with that same fellow at a traffic signal, you strike a conversation with him about the bike.

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10. Whenever you cross a Royal Enfield showroom, you make sure to glance in and admire the beauties.

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11. You keep planning rides with your rider buddies and make sure you take your RE out on a trip at least once a year.

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12. The moment you get possession of your Royal Enfield, you dream of riding to Ladakh.

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13. Others match their T-Shirts with their denims, you match yours with the colour of your Royal Enfield.

14. You don’t trust anyone with your Royal Enfield, not even your own kid!

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