J. K. Rowling just can’t let go of Harry Potter. It’s like she’s creating her own fan-fiction of the beloved series. And fans just can’t digest that.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the last book in the series was released way back in 2008. Its movie came out in 2011.
But in the last eight years, Rowling has been milking the franchise dry with random and unnecessary details about Hogwarts and its dwellers.
Some recent additions to the story include claiming that witches and wizards simply shit themselves before the castle had indoor plumbing and that Dumbledore and Grindelwald had an intense and passionate sexual relationship.
J.K. Rowling reveals Dumbledore and Grindelwald had an ‘intense’ sexual relationship. https://t.co/cgs6LmUWXJ pic.twitter.com/EGUjnJHptE
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) March 14, 2019
Fans are clearly fed up with her modifications and these hilarious tweets are a testament of their sheer frustration.
No one:
— Zach Erhardt (@TakhomaZach) March 17, 2019
J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore and Grindelwald actually met on an app called WizrD
anyone:
— emily (@theemiree) January 28, 2019
jk rowling: dobby assassinated princess diana
✨stading in front of the mirror of erised✨
— jaime✨ (@leoreads1) March 16, 2019
voldemort: what do you see?
me: i’m shaking hands with j.k rowling. she’s telling me the cursed child isn’t canon
no one:
— talia (@jchndeac) January 28, 2019
jk rowling: dobby’s favourite queen member was john deacon
me:
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) January 28, 2019
jk rowling: ron spent all 7 years at hogwarts fantasizing about a loyal unique imaginary best friend named “Harry Potter” as a way to cope with an unbearably plain life as a regular kid who wasnt super good or bad at school, who wasnt popular but wasnt an outcast either
wow another great revelation from J.K. Rowling pic.twitter.com/eXK2XdNOIf
— Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) March 18, 2019
person: the new avengers: endgame trailer looks so cool
— Hoover ➐ (@Hooverr) March 17, 2019
j.k rowling: dobby was supposed to be in the marvel cinematic universe
if one day J.K rowling release a new book called 50 Shades Of Dumbledore I wouldn’t be surprised
— adam (@ehhitsadam) March 18, 2019
No one:
— Marcos (@MarcosCastilloB) March 18, 2019
J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore was a closeted Mariah Carey fan and he often disappeared from Hogwarts to buy her albums in the muggle world. He saw her in concert in 1996 in London.
nobody:
— 🤷🏾♂️ (@tocas_miracle) March 18, 2019
j.k rowling: padma and parvati patil would use curry powder in their potions
J.K. Rowling is breaking ground as the first author to write their own slash fiction.
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) March 17, 2019
Anyone else anxiously awaiting J. K. Rowling’s list of muggle parents that scammed the sorting hat system?
— Mimi Torres (@Mimi_Can_Voice) March 14, 2019
Well, at least some good came out of this!
