When I say star-crossed lovers on a ship, do you say Kaho Na Pyaar Hai or do you say Titanic

Well, ‘luckily’ for you (okay, I know what I’ve done is sacrilege, but humor me), you don’t have to choose because this is the crossover you never asked for – Kaho Na Pyaar Hai x Titanic: 

Kaho na, will your heart go on?