Fusion food is bad. I said it. Doesn’t matter if it’s Gulab Jamun Pizza or Veg Biryani. And yes, I said that too. Veg Biryani is not biryani. Get over it.

But here’s something, that’ll actually shake you down to your very core. Introducing for the first time, the Dosa Masala Burger.

Good Lord, that hurts me eyes! And it’s not just me. Desi Twitter is united against this monstrosity!
Masala dosa burger?? wow, my paati wasn't wrong, this indeed is Kali Yugam https://t.co/zxmz01CPOi
— Shruthi (@vaa_suruthi) December 22, 2019
Masala Dosa Burger, really?
— Dileep V (@KaanjiPinji) December 24, 2019
Wouldn’t it have been easier to place an Idly and chutney in between the bun? 😉 pic.twitter.com/pxzBuIPtPt
Yikes!! pic.twitter.com/uFbVw2CZb1
— Karthik (@beastoftraal) December 22, 2019
That’s worse than Schezwan dosa!!
— sunil dutt sharma (@sulinduttsharma) December 22, 2019
Felt the same way upon seeing GJ cutlets! pic.twitter.com/jT7tWyqIyC
— Karn Kant (@Humanpapers) December 22, 2019
— San (@s_adh) December 22, 2019
Look, when God put food on this Earth, he/she/they meant it to be eaten in a certain way. So let’s not fuck up his grand plan! Let this abomination die.