Do you answer to party invites with an “Er Yes absolutely! Will be there!” and then cower under your blanket on the day of, tormenting yourself with the sticky decision and finally fake a bout of explosive diarrhea to get out of it? 

Is your favourite time of the day when you’re finally alone in your worn out pyjamas, with a good book and a pizza with extra cheese? Do you prefer talking to your inattentive cat about your life problems rather than to people? Do you have an irresistible urge to push your clingy, talkative acquaintance into the nearest store of bees? If so you have wandered to the right place. 

These quotes will make you feel like you’re reading about your life!

 

 

You’re not the only one!

Illustrations by Aroop Mishra