The festival of lights is upon us with all the exciting traditions and mithai. But before enjoying the festival, there is a week-long torture that every desi person has to go through – Diwali ki safai.
So, if you go through this torturous process year after year, check out these super relatable tweets and laugh at your own misery.
When i broke a glass by mistake during Diwali’s safai in kitchen.
— S̶i̶n̶g̶h̶ ̶S̶a̶a̶b̶ (@roflsachin) October 22, 2019
My mom:- pic.twitter.com/yOMkfhcw0b
That time of the year again when we do ghar ki safai aur pocket ka safaya! #Diwali
— Kena Shree (@KenaShree) October 23, 2019
Diwali safai is basically like an inspection by a khadus senior female relatives….
— 🚸Roniz☣ (@ronit_tak) October 20, 2019
me and my brother
— TweetsandMemes (@Devendr99715954) October 21, 2019
when mom giving work on diwali ki safai pic.twitter.com/l7IEJKAXld
*Girl Doing Diwali Safai*
— Harry Meme Boi (@harjot_kaler) October 21, 2019
*le' Small Cockroach appears*
Cockroach : pic.twitter.com/ppYFLZ0tza
After doing “diwali mein ghar ki safai” whole day
— Pun Panda😎 (@KalaHarshit) October 23, 2019
Me: 👇😒 pic.twitter.com/Oja2PanvNK
When you have to save the world but your mom said that #Diwali 🕯 ki safai Kon karega ..
— हरे Krishna 🇮🇳♥️🔥 (@harehk21) October 23, 2019
You :- pic.twitter.com/CldxXZYGRb
Folks above us are suspiciously moving furniture आगे पीछे at this ungodly hour since 3 nights. Today I asked our watchman to pls check on them if everything’s alright & if yes then tell them to calm the fuck down
— Pradnya | प्रज्ञा (@musttravelmore) October 17, 2019
They said they do Diwali safai 🙄 at 12 am 🙄
बच्ची नहीं हु मै 🙄
No one:
— Memeswalibandi (@Memeswalibandii) October 20, 2019
Absolutely no one:
Mattress and pillow during Diwali Safai: pic.twitter.com/tFZF4WA3Sb
Remember #KabhiKhushiKabhieGham?.. The #Diwali scene,where amidst all the celebration,song n dance, Shahrukh steps down from chopper,running to greet his mother..Remember jaya expressions? Yes that is exactly how my Mom react when she see their ‘MAIDS’ come home for #Diwalisafai
— Crime Master Gogo (@vipul2777) October 23, 2019
Yamraj – chalo tumhara time ho Gaya Main tumhein lene aya hu
— Sindhian (@vishy_vishal) October 20, 2019
Hubby – nikal jaa bhai Biwi bahut Gussa hai nahi toh tuje bhi Diwali ki saaf safai team mein count kar Legi 😭😂
Yumraj – ok bye!
When my mom says tum logon ka room accha dikh rha
— 0nlineinsect (@VPrachi2) October 18, 2019
My brother after cleaning only his own study table during diwali ki safai-#gharKiSafai pic.twitter.com/r5iZJbtnlL
When you’re finally done with #Diwali safai,and you are finally going to throw the all the collected garbage,but your mom says “aare Kitchen ki Safai toh rah hi gayi” pic.twitter.com/UGeJ8dZyCq
— Nahi_Shant (@NISHANT67056993) October 21, 2019
When you go to your best friend’s house and his mom says “Beta diwali ki safai karne me thodi help kardo” pic.twitter.com/xlH3eoy5FA
— rozgar_CA (@Memeswalaladka) October 16, 2019
When you are done with
— Noob_master_ 26 (@26_noob) October 15, 2019
DIWALI KI SAFAI
……… pic.twitter.com/8ZE8vtIh5V
Diwali ki safai started on my Twitter Timeline by Blocking Trolls.
— TA Harsh Dixit (@HarshDixit84) October 20, 2019
Always better to keep them away.
She Waved At Me From Her Window
— Š十尺ÕM๛尺P (@Aalsibanda01) October 14, 2019
And I Waved Back At Her From Mine
Later I realised
Diwali Ki Safai Me Khidki Ke Sheeshe Saaf Kar Rhi Thi.😂
When you came to hostel from home and happy that you skipped “diwali ki safai” but everyone in hostel is planning to clean the hostel before diwali pic.twitter.com/p9WPgJsXI5
— PRACHI (@MohantoShibani) October 21, 2019
When You Planned For School Reunion But The Moment You Step Into Your House In #Dewali Vacation And Your Mom Asked You to Help Her In #Diwali_Ki_Safai . pic.twitter.com/2ELW5TzKOI
— Berojgar Engineer (@troll_the_meme) October 16, 2019
maids when asked for diwali safai – pic.twitter.com/uGefBqUIkF
— शिvam (@Oye_Protein) October 20, 2019
When You Helping Your Mother For Diwali Safai
— Harry Meme Boi (@harjot_kaler) October 21, 2019
And Your Sibling isn't Doin anything
Mom : pic.twitter.com/akaFkk0WwY
Le nibbas/nibbis after cleaning one fan on diwali- pic.twitter.com/7aTFuzG9mW
— 🆂🅰🆃🅰🅽 (@Noob_trolleR_) October 15, 2019
It’s diwali safai time and I’d like to announce that Colin is going to be my best friend for the next week or so.
— fruts (@Oinkoo) October 16, 2019
Staying in a big house is just fun and games
— Dhruv (@dhruv__27) October 20, 2019
Until your mother tells you to help her in
Diwali ki safai 🙁
Me, after 5 minutes of #Diwali Cleaning 😥😥 #Diwali2019 #CleanIndia pic.twitter.com/GpDiWDHrL9
— Not Guilty! (@LawyerOnHire) October 13, 2019
Globalisation is not real unless Indians start selling spider webs from Diwali safai to the West for Halloween decoration.
— Eva (@wheydahi) October 14, 2019
Crush – Can you help me in diwali cleaning at home ?
— शिvam (@Oye_Protein) October 29, 2018
Me – pic.twitter.com/dUYSTwoqmJ
*When you came to know that today is sunday and you are going to do house cleaning*#Diwali pic.twitter.com/VEDbv3VRhW
— Anurag (@sarcasm_iz_lub) October 13, 2019
When your mom and dad is discussing about diwali safai and the work they give you is “Fan ki safai” pic.twitter.com/dGdUau4LbF
— Miku (@Hii_Niks) October 23, 2019
After completing #Diwali ki safai.
— AASHISHNAMA (@AASHISHNAMA1) October 20, 2019
Me to mom -: pic.twitter.com/uxvZ0zkPDo
Only 44% voting in Mumbai.
— Sumit (@_RKSumit) October 21, 2019
The rest 56% voters were busy in
– Vacation to Goa
– Protesting outside Aarey
– Diwali ki Safai #MaharashtraAssemblyPolls
BRB. Gotta head back home for that Diwali ki safai.
