Come to think of it, farts are like ninjas. Silent killers. And I’m not talking about the harmless, odourless ones. I’m talking about the silent, heavy ones that burn your nose hair and get engraved in your senses for years to come.


So if you too, like many others, are tired of smelly farts, help has finally arrived!

Ladies & gentlemen, we proudly present to you the Gas Odour Neutraliser a.k.a GON.


Apparently, GON is made of soft cotton, gives ‘zero irritation’ and is easy to use. All you need to do is wear it under your undergarment.


What’s more, we checked out their website, and found out that the product is super affordable. Only for 90/-

But that’s not the question.

Question is, will you get only one pad for 90/-? And how many paads will one pad last? Well, I guess it depends on what you eat. If you know what I’m sayin’.


Also, the female lead in the ad has words of wisdom for all of us.


Check out the hilariously awesome ad right here. We know you’ll be ordering one asap.