The Apple Event, that took place on March 25, 2019, had the Apple team unveiling new subscription services and updates on its software.
From Apple TV to Apple Card, Apple seems to have tapped into any and every service – allowing Twitterati to quickly jump on the meme service:
What? No new iPhones, iPads, Macs, self driving cars, flying cars or watches? What? #AppleEvent
— Zemire (@Zemire3) March 25, 2019
Introducing Apple church – the new way you pray, most innovative technology on religion. Jesus monthly answers prayers after buying subscriptions. + users will get twice as much. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/LZ6OQ4JW7e
— Deepak Ahuja (@Dpkahuja) March 25, 2019
#AppleEvent
— Tío (@RoolstheCools) March 25, 2019
Tim Cook: “We have…..one more…..”
Me: Please say ”thing”. Please say “thing”.
Time Cook: “Story”
Me: pic.twitter.com/oCUT8DFAz4
When you’re waiting for Avengers Endgame but there’s 25 minutes of trailers #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/3YWNHN2Kng
— David Kramer (@cookiekramer) March 25, 2019
Can y’all please address this problem before launching another apple product? #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/1k8b6FYGHM
— Eugene ejay (@Ejayarrmani) March 25, 2019
do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour? #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/qhuSbOwLGO
— ᏖᏗᎩᏝᎧᏒ (@salvatoarr) March 25, 2019
@Oprah is about to ask everyone to look under their seats for a new iPad or something. #AppleEvent
— Jake Urban (@oppositeofrural) March 25, 2019
#AppleEvent Netflix after seeing Oprah… pic.twitter.com/C2FczaZQCP
— ADMG (@admg____) March 25, 2019
The face I’ve been making for the past 20 minutes.#AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/BMAgVksywX
— SkyChop Studios (@Royce_tx) March 25, 2019
I’m sorry but @ChrisEvans is all of us during this #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/vDg79rkYXJ
— SHD agent COWABI (@fvtvere) March 25, 2019
Is Oprah going to unveil the Apple car and give one to everyone? #AppleEvent
— Oranges (@Oranges0411) March 25, 2019
I’ve never ever thought I was apart of a cult until today….. I might have to switch to Samsung #AppleEvent
— TRIGG (@TriedToTellEm) March 25, 2019
Why is everyone making the “Apple Church” joke like this was not the case when Apple was launched:
— qmlbeatz.sa (@qmlbeatz) March 25, 2019
– they had their own Jesus
– their Paul runs things now
– the Bible is their products
– they have churches, known as apple stores
– #AppleEvent is their yearly revival
A religion!
TFW Apple can make titanium cards but can’t make these right. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/FMqzlyCAUF
— Amrith Shanbhag (@amrith) March 25, 2019
Forget about the Apple Airpods, the Real flex is the Apple Card #AppleEvent
— Djisso (@Djiss0) March 25, 2019
Anyone else hoping @Oprah was announcing she’d be voicing Siri ? #AppleEvent
— Alex lock (@asimoalex) March 25, 2019
Thank you for wasting my time. #AppleEvent
— jupiter the advisor (The Prophet) (@whiteprotector1) March 25, 2019
Me @ Apple TV+ before Oprah vs me after Oprah #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/I8XwuHb2ZD
— TV Geek Online 📺 (@TVGeekOnline) March 25, 2019
CHARACTER NAME: Steven Spielberg.
— Scott H (@Scottdiavolo) March 25, 2019
ABILITIES: Able to moan about streaming services for months then brings back “Amazing Stories” onto a streaming service. But it’s ok, it’s not a film so it doesn’t count.
TROLL LEVEL: Grand Master Expert.#AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/kXvKxLURHk
No wonder the audiencesounded so excited, they all bloody work there. #AppleEvent
— juckers (@ozbroncofan) March 25, 2019
How about a more durable lightning cable? #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/DrVEYmDweR
— Sarah (@Summer_bay33) March 25, 2019
You could of told me all that in an email Apple. #AppleEvent
— Kyle Neblett ⛰ (@TheKyleNeblett) March 25, 2019
So its a bunch of services with a credit card to go into debt #AppleEvent
— Sai N Sukumaran (@SaiNSukumaran) March 25, 2019
was really hoping apple’s new streaming service would be called banana. missed opportunity. #AppleEvent
— Justin H. Min (@justinhmin) March 25, 2019
Apple Users: We want new devices, new services and a new iOS software.
— Afdtechtalk (@afdtechtalk) March 25, 2019
Apple: How about a concert?#AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/IiBquhqar5
#Appleevent Recap:
— Gadi Schwartz (@GadiNBC) March 25, 2019
Apple wants to be a newsstand
Apple wants to be a bank
Apple wants to be an arcade
Apple wants to be cableTV
Apple wants to be a movie studio
Apple wants to be Sesame Street
Apple wants to be Netflix/Hulu
Apple wants to be Oprah pic.twitter.com/B5jhDa4VHe
Wanted us to make the XS and XR cheaper? Here’s News+. Wanted a refresh to a 4 year old iPod Touch? Here’s Card. Wanted an iPhone SE 2? Here’s Opera Winfrey and Big Bird with TV+. See the pattern here, we don’t give a shit. Enjoy these services. #AppleEvent
— NOT Phil Schiller (@pwschiller) March 25, 2019
Everyone: Hey Apple, can we get: longer battery life, better privacy & cheaper products that are worth the price plea-
— 🅰️ (@awizardharreh) March 25, 2019
Apple: LOOK AT OUR NEW SHINY CARD!!!! WE GET NEW TV!!! ALL THE PLUSES EVERYWHERE!!!!#AppleEvent
Breaking News: Michael Scott announces the Dunder Mifflin collaboration with Apple to make paper compatible with Apple Pencil#AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/LG2D1agFLP
— Drew Irvine (@sonicmoonboots) March 25, 2019
I honestly thought Apple were launching their own religion. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/jnuMyrwZsG
— Frank Underwood (@FrankUnderwocd) March 25, 2019
And yet, they still haven’t fixed those charging chords!
