Fuck is a magical word. Even Osho thought so. Take that word and put it together with some novelty item ideas and you have some of the most interesting gifts, knick-knacks and accessories imaginable. Don’t believe us? Then take a lot at these.

1. These glorious rings for when you’ve been married for over twenty years

You can get them here for $44.99.

 

 

2. These ‘Get The Hint’ stickers for the incurably incompetent 

You can get it here for $5.99.

3. This enamel pin

You can get it here for $13.27.

4. Or that enamel pin

You can get it here for $13.27.

5. This epic mug because mornings are difficult

You can get it here for $17.67.

 

6. This t-shirt because sometimes people are dumber than potatoes

You can get it here for $20.

 

7. This candle for when you’ve been blocked on Facebook, Whatsapp and Twitter

You can get it here for $49.95.

 

8. These pillows for that end-of-the-day feeling

You can get it here for $125.51.

 

9. These earrings for when you want people to know you’re fabulous

You can get it here for $39.00.

 

10. This sleep mask for when people ask “Are you asleep?” in the middle of the night

You can get it here for $18.57.

 

11. These collar clips for when you need to dress fancy but you also have mad street cred

You can get it here for $16.70.

 

12. This coaster for your friends who refuse to eat anything even slightly fatty

You can get it here for £2.95.

 

13. These pencils because that’s what everyone is really thinking at the office anyways

You can get it here for $10.

 

14. This lamp. No explanation needed. It’s just too awesome.

You can get it here. Price on request.

 

15. These socks because fuck this shit is something everyone can relate to

You can get it here for $11.50.

 

16. This mug for those people who have no chill

You can get it here for $23.09.

 

17. This card for when someone asks you what you want in life

You can get it here for $3.70.

 

18. This shirt because Winter Is Here

You can get it here for $18.51.

 

19. This pillow for the cat lovers out there

You can get it here for $43.

 

20. This card to give your friends a genuine, heartfelt message

You can get it here for $5.

 

21. These earrings for when you finally run out of fucks to give

You can get it here for $10.

 

22. This iPhone case for people who keep touching your phone

You can get it here for ₹399.

 

23. This tea towel because what the fuck is a tea towel?

You can get it here for $29.

 

24. This purse to help people understand invasion of privacy

You can get it here for $6.99.

 

25. This bar of luxury soap because seriously, fuck the gym

You can get it here for $3.99.

 

26. These socks for those days when you just want to seize the day

You can get it here for $12.

 

27. This notepad for when you don’t want people reading your stuff

You can get it here for $11.45.

 

28. This ring to give a special punch to your punch

You can get it here for $58.43.

 

29. This design for when someone asks you how life is going

You can get it here for $84.99.

 

30. This glorious mug for the not-morning people

You can get it here for $23.09. 

We told you, didn’t we. Fuck is the best word ever. So get it plastered everywhere!