We can all, and by all, I mean all women can relate to the struggle attached to bras (pun intended). The underwire that jabs us straight in the heart especially when we are expecting it not to, that strapless that will almost never stay in place and that strap which will ever so often just pop. Oh, the joy of removing it.
These jokes about bras will definitely make every woman LOL!
Because who wants to wear a bra every day?
Damn boy, are you a bra? Because you make me uncomfortable but society has brainwashed me into thinking I need you
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) October 2, 2015
I feel like not wearing a bra would solve 98% of my problems
— Tuesday Palmer-Rossi (@Toodat_P) September 20, 2016
That feeling is better than wine.
If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.
— tequila and cupcakes (@randomnloveit) February 27, 2015
That moment when you can finally breathe.
me: i am fine
me: *takes bra off*me: wOW SO THIS IS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ABLE TO BREATHE WOW SO MUCH OXYGEN IS GOING INTO MY LUNGS— tammy (@ghxstboys) November 23, 2015
When we doze off with our bra on.
Wake up with crushing chest pains. Heart attack surely. I’m dying. I’m dying. I’m..
Nah. Just left my bra on.— Rae Earl (@RaeEarl) November 21, 2015
Haha. Something we have all felt at some point.
A pushup bra is like a bag of chips. you open it up and its half empty.
— Tatted Ethan (@DopestThoughtss) July 31, 2012
Word.
If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra.
— Shae Aaron (@ShaeAaron) February 23, 2014
When you realise your bra is bothering you, nothing else.
You ever angry and sad and confused but then you take off your bra
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) December 28, 2016
Don’t we all?
This one happens very often.
When your favourite bra betrays you.
The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most.
Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me.— Jes (@JesKeepSwimming) December 9, 2014
That time when your underwire leaves you bruised.
who the fuck looks at boobs and thinks “u know what goes with this…wire”
— priya (@priya_ebooks) July 17, 2015
One of our many talents, ladies and gentlemen.
talents include not wearing a bra in public and not caring
— 🕷 (@gothwife_) July 30, 2016
MOST addictive.
If the feeling you get when you take off your bra after wearing it for 24 hours could be bottled, it would be the most addictive drug ever.
— Sam H. Escobar 👻 (@myhairisblue) September 14, 2014
Me too.
I don’t hate bras bc I’m a feminist I hate bras bc they’re AWFUL
— bb🌻 (@bbsoldtweets) July 24, 2016
Slim to 0 chance, I have to say.
tonight’s forecast: slim chance of wearing a bra & 100% chance of consumption of alcohol
— Bre (@breeamashay) July 23, 2016
How, again?
If u sleep in a bra first of all why and second of all how???
— C h a r l y (@charlyhenden) July 24, 2016
The exact same feeling.
“Moooommmm no.”– my boobs when I’m about to put on a bra
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 7, 2014
Priorities, my friend.
Just told my sister not to die in my shower because the cops would show up and then I’d have to put a bra on.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) July 25, 2016
Because we feel like that every morning.
Is it really a day off if you have to put on a bra? 🙀
— e-maily 📧⬅️🖥️ (@SkellyGhostie) July 23, 2016
That feeling everyday tho.
I put a bra on today and then I was like actually no
— señorita (@gr0intwerk) July 22, 2016
That priceless feeling
when I finally get home and take off my bra: pic.twitter.com/7jTJAerA0C
— Rachel W. Miller (@the_rewm) October 28, 2015
I feel you sistah.
home is where i take my bra off the minute i walk in and never pick it up i live in a pile of bras
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) May 8, 2015
TBH, we all want to eat fruit braless, in peace.
Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh
— Judie (@omgitsjudie) July 27, 2016
Because we have all done that at some point.
I don’t carry a wallet & I often put money inside my bra.
At night when I undress, I pretend my boobs are paying me a ransom to be set free.— Carbosly (@Carbosly) August 6, 2015
There really isn’t.
There’s no heartbreak like the heartbreak from your favorite bra officially retiring. 😭#thanksforbeingsogoodtome #youwerecute
— Becky G. (@iambeckyg) November 28, 2015
Also true.
80% of women wear the wrong bra size. 100% men don’t care.
— Women’s Humor (@WomensHumor) June 22, 2012
I’m with you on that one.
I’m the only person left in the office. I’d take my bra off if I hadn’t already done it 3 hours ago.
— (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 9, 2013
Thanks, Doc.
[At Doctor]
Me:I’m having chest painDoc:Did you buy a new bra?Me:Yes! Thanks for noticing!Doc:I meant it could be causing the painMe:Oh— Princess Buttercup (@GoldenSpirals) January 26, 2015
Me too.
As far as I am concerned, the perfect bra is a sweatshirt.
— Mostlysane (@Lavenderpants) January 6, 2011
Just the usual Wednesday Evening.
Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it’s Wednesday.
— bubble girl (@JessObsess) June 6, 2013
One of the most difficult.
The hardest part of maintaining a friendship with an ex is that suddenly you have to wear a bra and pants
— Shalyah Evans (@ShalyahEvans) June 11, 2015
Me too.
“Do I have to wear a bra with it?” – determining factor in 80% of my fashion decisions.
— Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) April 17, 2016
A few “bra-verbs” we can all relate to a little too much.
