People have been resorting to all kinds of things to get through the quarantine. For pop star Britney Spears, it was running. Like straight up Forrest Gump-escaping-bullies running.
In fact, in a now-deleted Instagram post, she claimed that she set a world record, running 5.97 seconds in the 100-meter dash and beating Usain Bolt.
These are the current world records –
Britney Spears becomes the fastest woman to complete a 100 yard dash in a record-setting time of 5.97 seconds. pic.twitter.com/tTxR4eV2lA
— Britney Fan (@BritneyHiatus) March 25, 2020
This obviously set the people of Twitter on a roller-coaster of bewilderment.
Britney Spears claiming to have broken the 100m world record by nearly four seconds is my favourite self-isolation content of the week so far pic.twitter.com/RYPbBNKme5
— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) March 26, 2020
— Lewis Woods (@LewisDWoods) March 26, 2020
if britney spears said she beat usain bolt then britney spears beat usain bolt idk what to tell u. stay mad
— Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) March 26, 2020
Britney Spears apparently just ran 100 meters in 5.97 seconds and we were praising that Usain fella for doing it in 9.58 seconds??? Toxic. pic.twitter.com/l32ashAhWD
— Sharky (@ohnosharky) March 26, 2020
the absolute slowest she can be coming at you is 37mph, assuming she reaches her top speed instantly (as in like blink and she's in full stride).
— marvin burgers heslop (@beelay_h) March 26, 2020
pedestrians hit at 40mph have a 15% of survival. if you see britney spears, you're only alive because she allows you to be. https://t.co/WSmDUllj0Y
britney spears pic.twitter.com/RtfL2n60gQ
— ryan (@ryancreeedon) March 26, 2020
Is that Britney Spears? @_DHOTYA https://t.co/Je89oZpGCO
— Jack Morton (@jacko2607) March 26, 2020
She later clarified that it was all a big joke, and she was obviously kidding about being The Flash.
Thanks for the laughs!