It’s rare to find a Chartered Accountant without the prefix CA before his name, and so is it rare to become a CA in the first attempt.
If you are a CA or attempting to become one, these hilarious tweets will make you laugh and cry at the same time.
Air Hostess:- Sir Aap emergency exit gate pe nhi baith sakte..CA:- Kyu?Air Hostess:- Sir woh gate ek hi attempt mai kholna hota hai.
— Mohit. (@mohit_sharma__) August 19, 2018
When you tell your dad tht you want to do chartered accountant course*Dad: pic.twitter.com/eEqVdVjaag
— Vishal Yadav🇮🇳 (@yadav_vishal_) May 11, 2018
Lunchtime humour – How does a Chartered Accountant scold his son?
You useless bounced cheque, liability to humanity, born bad debt, dishonoured bill, I will beat you so badly that your balance sheet will never tally! Happy March ending, friends! 😃😁😂— Ananth Rupanagudi (@rananth) March 31, 2018
Gabbar Singh Tax Kitney Aadmi Thay?Sardar Doh!Ek Chartered Accountant aur uska assistant
— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) October 25, 2017
My Chartered Accountant asked me to WhatsApp him my Pan Card photo.
This is his version of asking for a dick pic.— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) April 24, 2017
when you clear CA final pic.twitter.com/fGO8Zh20EY
— Shivam Singh (@meshivamsingh) August 20, 2018
Vo to mai bhi kal fail hone ki jagah IPCC me rank la sakta tha but not interested pic.twitter.com/FgoXPEVk7J
— Jalaj Kothari (@jalajkothari) July 30, 2018
When a chartered accountant marries a doctor , the kids are lost between the balanced sheet and balanced diet … 😂😂
— ف ا ئ ق ہ (@FaiqaYawer) February 18, 2017
*every student filling CPT form*Ye CA banne ke liye maths aana zaruri hai kya pic.twitter.com/Yg4hoMBlqw
— wannabe_serious (@wannabe_serious) July 3, 2018
CA students reaction after hearing two more exams added to CA curriculum :- pic.twitter.com/EvoSKtX1xz
— Surcasm (@Sur_casm) June 13, 2018
Reaction of d Parents of every CA student after 3-4 attempts.🙊🙊👇👇 pic.twitter.com/8uZh8be8UP
— Lakhan Palod (@Master_Lakhan) September 6, 2017
She: kia kerte ho?Me: CAShe: waooo !! Chartered AccountantMe: Nai Pagli !! Complete araam 😂😂😂
— Ihtisham (@IhtishamSays) February 15, 2017
The best way to wish your chartered accountant on her birthday: Many happy returns
— Madhavan Narayanan (@madversity) September 25, 2016
*Ram becomes Chartered Accountant in 14 years and returns for marriage.Everyone: Ver Ram Chandra ki JaiRam: ffs, it’s CA Ver Ram Chandra
— Virendra Vaishnav (@VaishnavDevta) July 1, 2016
A CA will never be held for murder. He will always be held for ‘attempt to murder.’
— Vishesh Arora (@vishesharora19) January 27, 2018
*CA joke*
CA boy: heyCA girl: q baar baar msg kar rahe ho CA boy: GST want to talk to youCA girl: ab msg karega toh VAT laga dungi SALE— Half Talk (@half_talk) August 17, 2018
CA students after clearing exam in his first attemptRelatives: or beta aaj kal kya kar rahe ho?Student: Show off
— sai (@Bunny_chashmish) January 14, 2018
CA students after clearing CPT. pic.twitter.com/nJMRh3vuhk
— Run veer. (@Dil_wala_) February 9, 2018
CA student; after clearing CA final. pic.twitter.com/Ed6ARJUJc4
— Hasna Zaroori Hai (@HasnaZarooriHai) May 30, 2018
When you clear both groups of CA final course. pic.twitter.com/MRS0JfrRbJ
— Govind Mahavar (@govindmahavar) September 20, 2017
*Sex*Girl : Rehne do tumse nahi hogaCA guy : CA hu first attempt mein thodi hoga, 3-4 Attempt lagege
— Kewal (@Spring_Dosa) October 26, 2017
*during sex*
CA guy : gaya?Girl : nahiCA guy : ab?Girl : isme bhi attempt karoge kya ab ?CA guy : *cryn*— Kewal (@Spring_Dosa) July 22, 2017
*At funeral of a CA*Relatives:Bhagwan Kunal ki aatma ko shanti de.*Kunal rises from deathbed*It’s CA Kunal, haramkhoro.*Dies*
— Chika Pikka Rikka⏳ (@imdhokla) June 17, 2016
And Whats the Use of CA Sticker on Cars???Koi Raste me Rok ke Balance sheet banvayega?
— DJ (@friendlii_ghost) July 20, 2014
