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Dec 29, 2014 at 22:59

20 Types Of Chutiyas We Meet On A Daily Basis

by Akarsh Mehrotra

We are surrounded by different types of people. Some good, some bad, some polite, some meek. And then, there are a few who are a cut above the rest. By the law of nature, these people have been classified as "chutiyas".

Here are 20 different types of chutiyas who (unfortunately) grace us with their presence on a regular basis:

1. The honkers in a traffic jam

Beep Beep BEEEEEEEEEP! Noise pollution x 10000.

Source: DU beat

2. The ones who litter next to the trash can

"Bhai trash can pehle hi itna ganda hai, iss kachre ko side mein phek de."

Source: The Hindu

3. The fair-girl seekers

"Dekhiye, ladki kitni bhi padhi likhi ho, Fair & lovely ke fairness scale pe 3 se 1 ke beech mein honi chahiye."

Source: beauty product review

4. The extreme snapchatters

"Waiting for the bus", "Sitting in bus", "Accident on the road", "Getting off the bus". How about one that says "Hi, I'm a Chutiya."

Source: blogspot

5. One who thinks all South Indians are the same

"Bhai kuch Malayalam mein bol na.""I'm from Hyderabad and I haven't learnt Malayalam." "Ohh achha, chal Hyderabadian mein hi kuch bolde."

Source: blogspot

6. The guy thinks India's North East is phoren

"Bhai, seven sisters mein konse states hai?" "Assam hi hai, divided by 7."

Source: DNA India

7. The girls who check out and comment on other girls

Girl to friend: "Chee look what she's wearing, who wears that to a mall? Achha hua we are all decked up at 10 in the morning for window shopping."

Source: blogspot

8. The girls-can't-say-no-to-me guy

"Bhai, dil se pyaar karta hoon, dil se. Saccha pyaar hai." Next day: "Bhai usne na bol diya, kal se uski bezzati shuru."

Source: India Tv News

9. The loudspeaker dude

I spent a lot of money to buy this phone but unfortunately did not have enough to buy headphones. "Toh aaj mere gaane sab log sun sakte hai as I sing along loudspeaker ke saath."

Source: Dailymail.co.uk

10. The paan-grafitti makers

"Arrey ye diwaar pe toh kisine peshaab bhi nahi ki. Kitni saaf hai, koi design nahi hai. Chalo thodi paan ki peek se nikhar jayegi."

Source: yin yang India

11.  The phone screamers

" Haanji mamiji, thoda aur chilaa ke baat karte hai, meri toh normal volume toh waise bhi kam hai ."

Source: India Forums

12. The indoor goggle guy

"Bhai bahar ka toh pata nahi par mall ke andar bohot dhoop hai, aur 7 baje ke baad aur bhi zyaada ho jati hai."

Source: Bollywoodlife

13. The pinky holding "men"

"Bhai, chhoti ungli pakad ke chalte hai, log darenge humse."

Source: blogspot

14. The gyaani babas

"Arey main hota toh ye kardeta, saari galti politicians ki hai. Main unki jagah hota toh zarur ye bolta aur woh bolta. Saaleee, kuch nahi jaante. Chalo mera stop agaya ji, ab kal firse puri bus ko gyaan baatunga."

Source: quickmeme

15. The personal story sharing ones

"Ji meri beti doctor banne wala hai, ab kal baaju wale Sharma ji ke bhai ka beta aaya tha jo IIT mein hai, toh maine usse rishtey ki baat kari. Aapko kya lagta hai random stranger, kya maine sahi kiya? IIT hai kya waise?"

Source: Quora

16. The jukebox-on-wheels guy

Car windows down: "Dhik chik dhik chik dhik chik, Yo Yo Honey Singh."

Source: Google street view

17. The show-offs

"Bhai ye shirt Pradey (Prada) ki hai aur Loos Vitaan (Louis Vuitton) ki ghadi. Ladkiyan pagal ho jayegi party pe."

Source: Mensxp

18. The Facebook stalkers

"Teri hone wali bhabhi hai bhai, pic like karne ki bhi matt sochna."

Source: meme crunch

19. The not-so-wise miser

"Bhai, maine kal hi nayi gaadi khareedi hai aur alloys aur woofer bhi lagwaye. Toh mere paas change nahi hai abhi, tu pay karde, waise bhi 4 hafte pehle tune mere se Rs. 20 liye the."

Source: Meme center

20. The 'non-patriots'

"You know I was in USA. It's so much better there. India ka kuch nahi ho sakta."

Source: Pure Indian Memes

Chutiyapanti is a disease which can be communicable if you stay close to these infected beings for too long. The best thing you can do for them is to tell them: "Aap chutiye ho".

Issued in the interest of making the world a better place.

Feature image sourced from Twitter

TAGS: hahaha, lol, sotrue,

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