Foodgasm is not a word, it's a feeling - the one that you get when you dig your finger deep into a jar of Nutella to lick that delicious stickiness off your finger, or when the cheese drips from your pizza and you quickly come forward to catch it just in time. You love your food beyond words and you'll be glad to know that it loves you back just as much!

Here are some ways in which your favourite food would express love to you, if it could:

Hungry? We warned you!