Disclaimer: The opinions expressed in this article are those of the author and not of ScoopWhoop. This article is only meant as a funny observation.
If you look up the meaning of blasphemy in a dictionary, it says –
‘The offence of speaking sacrilegiously about sacred things’.
If you look a little closer, you’ll find a picture of a Whiskey mixed with Coke.
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And therein lies the problem.
While we’ve been going about our daily lives, there’s been a widespread atrocity being committed under our very noses.
We’ve been blissfully unaware about the Whiskey-Coke conundrum, but not anymore.
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There was no reason for this crime, this brutal injustice.
And yet, every Friday and Saturday night, scores of people, including our closest friends, are sinning.
Well to you I say, “FOR SHAME!”
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A fine whiskey is like a classy automobile (don’t drink and drive though). You don’t just throw a fuzzy steering wheel cover on there, right?
Well mixing whiskey and coke is like plastering the rear windshield with ‘Jatt boy’ and ‘Papa ki pari‘ stickers.
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Honestly, if you do this, then read between the lines, man.
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Alright fine, if it’s some bottom shelf, runt of the litter moonshine, maybe you get a pass (lookin’ at you, Bagpiper).
But if you get even a drop of Coke in my finely aged, duty-free nectar from the gods, we gonna have problems, son!
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That’s why Japanese whiskies are celebrated around the world. Dishonour is a big deal in Japan, and if you pull this shit there… well, it’s seppuku time, baby!
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At the end of the day, it’s about respect. You wouldn’t ask your war-veteran grandad to wash your smelly boxers, would you? Well this is EXACTLY like that. So show your grandad some goddamn respect and make him a whiskey on the rocks instead. Godspeed!