Today, the External Affairs Minister, Dr S Jaishankar reacted to the questions about an internet and telecom blackout in Kashmir and said that he would like to know how they could cut communication terrorists and their masters while keeping the internet open for others.

This invited some sharp reaction on Twitter.

So we decided what else we could do in this country, using the same logic as our External Affairs Minister.

Remember that stand-up by Abhishek Upmanyu, where he ranted about having watched too much Crime Patrol?

Yeah, well, who thought our External Affairs Minister would sound like him!