Let’s face it. We aren’t living in the kindest of times today. With hatred rising with each passing day, we realised it was high time we did something to bring back some love.

And what better way than to start with these baby steps right here. Check ’em out.

1. Carry an extra lighter so that your friends can die with you. 

In a world full of matchsticks, be a lighter. Also, khushi aur maut baantane se badhti hai. So why die alone? Help people around you light up their lives and their cancer sticks.


2. Offer to go to Gurgaon when the thekas in Delhi shut down. 

Want to bring a smile on your friends’ face? Well, be the first one to offer to go to Gurgaon when all those thekas in Delhi are shut. 

After all, mood banega, tabhi toh mahaul jamega.

3. Distribute your porn collection to those in need.

Lend a helping ‘hand’ to those in need. Khushiyaan baantane se badhti hai, so guide as many people as you can to that ‘New Folder (2)’ of yours.

4. Don’t say “I’m not hungry” and then ask for a bite. 

Remember those guys who say “I’m full” when you’re ordering something and then sneakily take stuff off your plate when the food comes?

Yeah, don’t be that asshole.

5. Listen to your friend’s pleas in the examination hall.

We all have, at some point of time or the other, had that one friend who needed our help the most during an examination. 

Aapka ek answer uski zindagi bana sakta hai. So don’t hesitate in telling them the answer to that question number 2.

6. Fail in exams with your best friend.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs harder. Don’t let that happen to your best friend. Give him company in tough times like these.

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7. Laugh at your friends’ PJs.

They might suck. They might be super lame. They might even make you question your friendship. But maybe all that your friends need, is some moral support. Laugh at one PJ a day to make this world a happier place.

8. Don’t tell people GoT spoilers even though you’ve seen them all.

Okay, I personally can’t emphasize on this enough. Do this little act of kindness if you don’t want to lose friends.

Or die alone.

Or get killed.

You get what I’m saying, right? 

9. Remind your friends it’s Tuesday before they eat non-veg.

Seriously, you want them to go to hell? No, na? Then start with this small step to save their souls from this bhayanak paap.

10. Use headphones at work.

We know you have an awesome playlist. No need to flaunt it. Be kind and generous enough to put on your headphones while listening to Daler Mehndi.


 Be the change you want to see.