It’s that time of the year again. A time dreaded by millions of students across the country as they sit for the baap of all exams, the board exams. We know, we know. No matter how well prepared you are, the fear remains.
But it’s not just the academics you should be taking care of. It’s also the people around you that you should be wary of. Just like these sneks right here. Take a look.
1. The 50/50 sneks
That friend who says they haven’t studied anything and then ends up topping the class.
2. The KLPD sneks
That invigilator who sits right in front of you.
3. The ‘deaf’ sneks
That friend who doesn’t listen to you when you call out to them.
4. The intrusive sneks
That teacher who stands next to you, stares into your answer sheet and starts checking it then and there.
5. The ‘extra’ poisonous sneks
That friend who says they haven’t studied anything and yet, is the first one to ask for an extra sheet.
6. The bhikhari sneks
That friend who keeps begging in the examination hall.
7. The douchey sneks
The ones who pretend to make your life easy.
8. The fenku sneks
The ones who have absolutely no idea about the question paper.
9. The ‘saath-mein-marenge’ sneks
The ones who make plans for group study and then end up making you watch movies.
10. The false hopes sneks
The ones who are optimistically stupid.
11. The sadistic sneks
The ones who love making your life miserable.
12. The workaholic sneks
Those examination planners who don’t give an off between Maths and Physics papers.
13. The overtly curious sneks
The ones who are more concerned about your exams than you are.
14. The impatient sneks
The ones who discuss the question paper as soon as the exam gets over.
15. The unsure sneks
The ones who revise one chapter a million times.
16. The discouraging sneks
The ones who make you realize that you haven’t studied anything.
17. The kanjoos sneks
The ones who refuse to share their notes.
18. The time-pass sneks
The ones who call you right before an exam to waste your time.
19. The darpok sneks
The ones who make you more nervous than you already are.
20. The gyaani sneks
The toppers who say marks aren’t everything.
So, how many of these poisons do you know?