“Tum ny mera message parha or reply nhi kiya”

first of all i didnt mean to read it.— Alizay✨ (@alizayhere) October 19, 2017

“Pursue a degree in what you love”

First of all, I’m Indian— Master of none (@Apoorvisbrown) October 16, 2017

“You should really observe an eco friendly Diwali”

First of all, I’m living in delhi.— Poetic Tryst (@AliceInDelhi) October 19, 2017

Itnay “Lectures Kaisey Dein Deti Hein”

First Of All , I Am Mom 😂😂— Aliain🤙 (@YehTeraBhai) October 19, 2017

Son: Mom my head hurts

Indian Mom: First of all, Sara din phone te lagha rein da— Karandeep (@kdhillon35) October 17, 2017

“I though you said you were going on a diet”

First of all, i never said when— First of all… (@uhFirstOfAll) October 23, 2017

“India is a boring place”

First of all, have you been to Mumbai ? pic.twitter.com/oETeRM11ub— Vikram (@thereversefIash) October 17, 2017

Crush : Bhai extra pen he to deden

Me: First of All , I’m not your bhai— 1/2 Engineer (@crush_ignored) October 20, 2017

Fellow Indian: do you speak malayalee at home?

First of all, malayalee is not a language 😑— MsMenon🌟 (@MsFilterKaapi) October 18, 2017

“You don’t look Indian”

First of all there are 50 shades of brown— »-(¯`v´¯)-» (@adilaxo) October 17, 2017

“Tu haan kar ya na kar, tu hai meri Kiran”

First of all, there’s a thing known as “consent”— Lumos✨ (@MsMoonlightA) October 18, 2017

Person: you’re from India? Do you speak Indian?

First of all, are you dumb?— Akshita Verma (@Shita_V) October 21, 2017

“But you’re over 18, so you can actually just do whatever you want!”

First of all, I’m a desi girl.#JustPunjabiThings— Dipika 🖤 (@Pikapikaapikaaa) October 22, 2017

“I’ll make you fall in love with me”

First of all… I can’t even fall asleep— First of all.. (@1stOfAllTweets) October 23, 2017

“I’M SINGLE BECAUSE I LOVE MYSELF”

FIRST OF ALL YOU’RE SINGLE CUZ YOU UGLY AND NOBODY WANTS YOU— TWEET GAWD (@UrFavritAsshole) October 23, 2017