We’ve all wanted somebody at some point of time or the other. Nobody wants to stay alone, right? Well, don’t get too romantic. I was talking about the ads people often place in newspapers asking for help and employees whose dreams they can crush. People generally place well-written, to the point ads for this purpose. This article, is not about those people.

This article is about people who went full-retard while placing a wanted ad. Check ’em out for a crash course on how NOT to place an ad.

1. This guy who went ‘bananas’ with this ad.

2. Taking the term over-time to literal levels.

3. And no horsing around during the job.

4. Well, that escalated quickly.

5. Man, I could kill for that job.

6. I want what he’s smoking.

7. With great powers, come greater sewers.

8. Wait. What?

9. Get your phat ass movin’!

10. The ‘wate’ is over.

11. Job my ass!

12. I guess I’ll get down here only.

What are you waiting for? Drop in your resume today.