We guys are very misunderstood creatures. Look at professor Snape, from Harry Potter. Poor guy was misunderstood and hated throughout the series when all he was doing was applying loads of hair gel and protecting Harry Potter. If only someone could've decoded him. But that's how we guys are. We often say double meaning things. (No puns intended)
As shown accurately via these comic strips. Check 'em out. This could be your guide to decoding a guy.