You just do you. The words almost every person on the planet hears, in some language or the other, immediately after a breakup. I’m not going to talk about how lame that sounds, because honestly, giving some someone advice about how to deal with a sudden cut in personal ties is a pretty lame and narcissistic situation on the whole anyway. There’s way bigger problems in the world, which is why being single is something we should all mostly consider a non-issue, for want of a better term (actually that IS the best term, I stick by what I said).
Anyway, in honour and celebration of the human race and our gloriously single ways, here are a few funny tweets!
Pakalu Papito to start things off on the dreariest possible note.
just dropped my new single
it’s mei’m single— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 30, 2014
I don’t understand why I’m single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I’m immune to bats
— jade (@TheDreamGhoul) September 3, 2015
*gets into a relationship*
This is bad*becomes single*Hmm this is bad too*looks in a mirror*Oh I see the problem now— Hippo (@InternetHippo) May 26, 2015
[1st date]
me: are you cold?date: *shivering* a little me: *putting second hoody on* that sucks— PaperWash© (@PaperWash) September 30, 2015
Just regular, everyday single things.
That’s all folks. Cry you heart out!
