“City of stars, are you ladies sangeet just for me?”
– Sooraj Barjatya
This is part-time film director and full time sanskaari, Sooraj Barjatya.
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Known for films like Hum Aapke Hain Koun and Hum Saath Saath Hain, he is the only man in the world to have made money out of shaadi ke videos.
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And this is La La Land. Released in 2016, the film went on to win 6 Oscars.
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Yes, it was really nice and the songs were great too. But I wondered how it’d have looked had our very own Sooraj Barjatya directed it.
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To begin with, the film wouldn’t have been named La La Land.
It’d have been named…
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The characters wouldn’t have been named Sebastian and Mia.
They would’ve been named…
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It goes without saying that there would’ve been absolutely no kissing scenes in the movie.
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Sebastian and Mia…errr…sorry, I meant Shravan and Meera wouldn’t have met in a bar or a cafe.
They would’ve met at a family gathering.
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And their ambitions would’ve been much, much simpler.
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Yes, they would’ve danced, but not on firangi songs.
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Yes, they would’ve had their ups and downs, but then Tuffy would’ve been there to reconcile them.
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There would’ve been pathos in the story too.
Which is why Meera would’ve died in the end.
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Yes, Shravan would’ve been devastated.
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But then, he’d have ultimately married Meera’s roommate.
Because who doesn’t like happy endings, right?
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Dear Damien, if you’re planning to make a sequel, kindly let our Barjatya direct it.