We found the most single person on Twitter. He goes by the handle, 'Aasshiqq' and tweets about his heartbreak in the most hilarious way ever. His bio reads, "mere saare imtihaano ka jawab tu," and that's not even half of how dramatic he can be.

So this Singles Day, here are our favourite words of wisdom by Single Twitter's flag-bearer.

Ouch, that's got to hurt.