Love them or hate them, maids are an integral part of every Indian household. And we all have our stories.
1. When your maid fills in the celebrity status void in your life and becomes Karan Johar with a cup of early morning Koffee.
That moment when you crave sleep and the maid has prepared a questionnaire for you at 7 a.m.”Yeh masale kyun khatam hai?” “Yeh sabzi banani hai?””Would you rather have roti or chawal?””What is the true meaning of life?””What does the fox say?” #Indianmaids
— Ambika Chauhan (@ambikajudgesyou) December 15, 2017
2. Let me make food for the both of us, didi.
While on a diet, explaining yourself is less challenging than explaining your bai. #IndianMaids #KhanaAcchaNahiBana 🤐
— Vivek Jaiswal (@tweetzbyvivek) August 30, 2017
3. The fan and the maid have an evil pact against you.
When the maid acts like the owner of the house. And switches off the fan and wakes you up. #IndianMaids #FuckMyLife
— Meenakshi (@manju_gsr) July 19, 2015
4. Horror stories are made of this.
Maid *switches off fan of my room**goes to clean other room*Me : mere room ka fan kyu off kiya?Maid : abhi jhaadu maarungi 10 min mei
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) August 24, 2017
5. They just always get more holidays than there are days in the year.
Tum din bhar hindoo moselem karte rehte ho aur yahan meri maid ne navaratre ki do din chutti li thi aaj fir eid ki le li.
— Chirag Barjatya (@chiragbarjatyaa) November 21, 2018
6. NAHIN, MAT JAO!
Maid’s notice period be like “Madam ji ek tareek se koi aur dekh lena” #indianmaids #desimemes
— Life with the Singh Sisters (@singhsisterlife) March 27, 2018
7. Separation Anxiety. 
Breaking up with your Kaamwaali bai is harder than breaking up with your boyfriend #ByeBai #ThursdayThoughts
— Wo Madrasi Kudi (@dishyasharma) October 12, 2017
8. Now, where have I heard this before?
Letting go of your maid is like breaking up. It’s not you, yaya, it’s me… #maidstories
— Tim Tayag (@timtayag) November 8, 2011
9. Terms and Conditions apply.
Dedicated to #Kaamwalibai
Cc – @ManojG7 pic.twitter.com/yKlP6LAb9G— WhoTheCares (@WhoTheCares) February 26, 2017
10. Hierarchy got us like.
Khana banane wali ‘s ego is bigger than jhadu pocha wali ‘s .. #maidstories
— Painkiller GSV (@PainkillerGSV) March 23, 2016
11. Maintenance level – maid.
No, she won’t do all the work. I still need 2 more maids to help her. #mumbai #maidrant
— L (@lpatrao) October 6, 2011
12. There’s always therapy.
There are no management books on how to handle maids is it? #maidrant
— L (@lpatrao) October 1, 2011
13. The bright side.
My maid threw dahi in dustbin. Me giving condolences to myself: “Koi na ek katora saaf ho gaya”#maidstories #bangalore
— Rashee (@glamgaltravels) April 3, 2017
14. Accepting condolences.
#kaamwalibai – the woman who thinks your loofah is a scrub pad to clean the wash basin.
— Mocha (@Stethoskaapi) May 24, 2012
15. Courage.
If you can face and handle your #KaamWaliBai with all sheer confidence, courage & patience…& yes strength then you’ve something special
— ell (@honeyviscous) November 23, 2012
16. Accomplishments.
Success is swimming in bourbon, eating off of a table of bagles and your maid not switching off the fan/ac in the morning #maidstories
— Chiranjeev Prasad (@TheSamraat) March 16, 2015
17. Best mood lifter, ego booster award goes to!
It seems like my maid has also figured out my self esteem issues. She compliments me right in the morning. Lol
— Swati Bajpai (@beingsb) May 6, 2018
18. Our own stylist.
So my helper takes the liberty of playing a stylist every morning she sees me getting ready for work! #Baistories
— Iqra Bhat (@BhatIqra) May 11, 2015
19. Best days.
It’s so satisfying when your new maid cleans areas under the tables and beds without you having to say so!#ILoveMyMaid
— Nabanita Dhar (@nabanita21) October 9, 2015
20. My hero.
Guys my maid killed my spider #ilovemymaid
— danielley ayala (@dvnielleyayvla) March 19, 2013
21. We live for those free massage days.
My headache is gone #ilovemymaid
— Zainab Mahmood (@ZainabMAH) November 9, 2010
22. Best support system.
Behind every successful #Woman, is a #KaamwaliBai 😘
— Tashi Tobgyal (@tashitobgyal) January 31, 2017
23. True love.
I ain’t got cash, I ain’t got cash, But I got Meena Didi.#MaidLove
— Delilah (@AadarshBalika) March 3, 2017
And as long as we got our didis, life is good.
