COVID cases might be on a rise in India due to the 2nd wave but there are some states in the country that have absolutely eradicated the virus. Case in point:
1. Assam
Well, COVID is obviously over in the northeastern state of India. I am not saying that. The state’s home minister did.
“There is no Covid in Assam, there is no need to wear mask now in Assam…If there’s a need I will inform people to wear the mask.” – Assam’s Health Minister & Forever CM-in waiting.
— Saral Patel (@SaralPatel) April 3, 2021
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2. Uttar Pradesh
Well, the Kumbh Mela is still on, with thousands of people everywhere. So, naturally, it must be over!
4. Tamil Nadu
You would hope that Kamal Haasan would know better. But hey, what do we know?
5. Goa
Goa had new year’s parties as usual. Thankfully, they have wolverine’s immunity. So it’ll be fine.
6. Delhi
Delhi people will just ask COVID, ‘jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai?’ and the virus will piss off at light speed. There’s no other logical explanation.
7. Maharashtra
Oh, the beaches are open. And everyone is without masks. What could possibly go wrong?
8. Bihar
Bihar was COVID-free before 2020 was over. Legends!
9. Odisha
This is nice. At least the state has the infrastructure to deal with an extreme rise in cases.
In case, you still don’t get it, COVID is not over. The vaccines will take a bit of time to reach you. Until then, stay the hell home.
