We Indians are a bunch of danger-loving, risk-taking people. We Indians really like to live life on the wild side. While the world says ‘good morning,’ we say ‘ aaj kuch toofani karte hain.’ True story.

Here’s proof. And you thought growing up in Sparta was difficult? Aww.

1. Because nothing scares us. Nothing.


2. Because this is what you get when you ask an Indian girl her age.

Mixed Nuts

3. Because whiskey is for the weak.

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4. Because fuck the grammar Nazis.

Jalakam Thukaram

5. Because the show must go on.

Comedy Jokes

6. Because sadak humare baap ki hai .

The Virally

7. Because we don’t drive fast. We fly slow.

Goa Streets

8. Because we don’t just put aloo in samosas .


9. Because challenge accepted.

Soul Steer

10. Because we say STFU with tameez .


11. Because we hunted Spongebob Squarepants.


12. Because ‘I am the danger.’


13. Because the Italians know nothing.

Nisha Madhulika

14. Because… yeah.

Sanket Phakatkar

15. Because even our menus are mean.

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16. Because cow milk is for the weak.


17. Because we’re sabse tez .

Raj Badani

18. Because we’re sexy and we know it.


19. Because why should gais have all the fun?

Tolly n Bolly

20. Because we do it better than Nike .

Story Glitz

21. Because even the aliens want us.

Khas Khabar

22. Because my anaconda don’t want none.

Indigenous people of the world

23. Because nobody understands technology like we do.


24. Because mirrors are so yesterday.

25. Because even our cardboard cops are fast and furious.


26. Because fuck gravity.

Ajay Thakur

27. Because we make love, not war.


Danger fits us like a glove. Or like anything else that fits perfectly. Got it, mate?