Kanye West don’t take no shit. If he thinks he’s being played, he’s going to let everyone know. Now recently, the rapper, singer and beautiful enigma that is Frank Ocean released a magazine called Boys Don’t Cry, and among other things, it features Kanye calling out his new target. 

The latest victim of his public lampooning isn’t a person however, it’s them doggone McDonald’s french fries. Kanye West literally wrote an entire poem/rap (?) about McDonald’s fries being so good they’re evil. The folks at Twitter had a ball, as can be seen below.



The poem follows the insidious charms of the fries, and the jealousy it inspires in the rest of the dishes (even the McRibs!). For real. Read on to know what finally goes down.

McDonalds man

McDonalds man

The French fries had a plan

The French fries had a plan

The salad bar and the ketchup made a band

Cus the French fries had a plan

The French fries had a plan

McDonalds man


I know them French fries have a plan

I know them French fries have a plan

The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band

To overthrow the French fries plan

I always knew them French fries was evil man

Smelling all good and shit

I don’t trust no food that smells that good man

I don’t trust it

I just can’t

McDonalds man

McDonalds man

McDonalds, damn

Them French fries look good tho

I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the French fries

I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the French fries

Even the McRib was jealous of the fries

I could see it through his artificial meat eyes

And he only be there some of the time

Everybody was jealous of them French fries

Except for that one special guy

That smooth apple pie

That ending though! Made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. Kanye West is special, and I hope he never stops writing food rap. #TeamKanye