There are two things in the world, that can piss the goodness out of a person’s life. One of them being a dry day and the other being the dreaded Monday. And trust me, you can survive a dry day by hoarding booze.
Mondays. pic.twitter.com/oRMTZjI1jM
— Dr Pete Etchells (@PeteEtchells) December 4, 2017
Monday got me like.. pic.twitter.com/TEXoyomBML
— No Way Jose (@WWENoWayJose) July 17, 2017
Monday morning lecture be like pic.twitter.com/wmMs891qkg
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) February 2, 2018
Moon : 1 Day on moon is 29.5 earth days.
Earth : Dude, people call it monday here.— God Particle (@Gott_Partikel) November 3, 2014
Never trust a person who smiles brightly on a Monday morning.
— Mahima Kukreja 🌱🌈✊🏽 (@AGirlOfHerWords) March 25, 2013
Monday is more like Mann-nahi hai-day.
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) June 29, 2015
I always keep an image of a punctured tyre handy just in case I’m late for an important meeting on a Monday morning.
— Mihir (@mihirmodi) March 2, 2015
Monday in nothing but just an answer to the question ‘Do you like your job?’
— A muse sing (@LoKarloFollow) August 5, 2013
In the middle of your Sunday night dinner, when realization about a Monday morning approaching, kicks in pic.twitter.com/L15EIS1onv
— 🚨 (@pranavsapra) July 5, 2015
If you wake up early enough on a Sunday, you can hear Monday laugh at you.
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) April 24, 2016
Not sure about terrorism but Monday surely has no religion, kills everyone equally.
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) January 12, 2015
“Somvaar” doesn’t sound as terrifying as “Monday” does.
— Deepshikha (@Tweepshikha) May 8, 2016
Aaj fir jeene ki tamanna hai…Aaj fir Monday ka iraada hai…
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) September 28, 2015
2 Ms I hate the most….1. Mondays 2. Mornings#MondayMotivation
— Vaishali♀ (@vaishali_45) December 4, 2017
Sundays >> Mondays. #Smondays pic.twitter.com/r5fWOHSUMn
— Seawolf Living (@seawolfliving) December 3, 2017
Being grumpy is Monday-tory.
— 🌝🌝🌝 (@BucketheadCase) February 24, 2014
Mondays. pic.twitter.com/qgD8FlAhlx
— Nerdist (@nerdist) December 4, 2017
1: sunday 2: Monday Morning pic.twitter.com/Wjl9yS91bb
— 𝕯𝖏 (@friendlii_ghost) May 30, 2015
A visual representation of #Monday by #FutureGuideDog Vale.#MondayVibes #DogsOfTwitter📷: @clairedanger pic.twitter.com/DAhDqCeNsk
— Guiding Eyes (@GuidingEyes) January 22, 2018
When you try to make a deal with #Monday. pic.twitter.com/m7RDvbBkJs
— XCOM (@XCOM) January 22, 2018
🐯That feeling you get When #MondayMorning creeps up on you! #MondayMotivation #MondayBlues #Tiger 🐯 pic.twitter.com/HXRTT9KfwC
— ❣️🍌ℓυι🍌❣️ (@Lilovebananas76) January 22, 2018
My face all day at work today. #mondaysucks #idontlikemondays #oneisnotamused pic.twitter.com/XcNlTG1XJa
— Chloe Sheridan (@ChloeSophia92) January 15, 2018
We can beat the Monday blues. We shall overcome ‘सोम’day.
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) April 20, 2015
I’m trying to eliminate negativity from my life.
Therefore Mondays are now “Tipsy Tuesday Eve” until further notice.— Christina Novelli (@MissCNovelli) December 4, 2017
“I hate Mondays.” — Garfield https://t.co/sEpuMxLhMR
— Taco Trey Kerby (@treykerby) May 10, 2016
When someone asks you to do something on a Monday pic.twitter.com/bpSXP5VUte
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) May 16, 2016
“It’s alright, dear human being. I don’t like you either.” – Monday
— Shivam (@GhantaGuy) April 9, 2012
Monday na hua Crime master GoGo ho gaya,
aate hi khushi leke chala jata hai.— Akash (@Gujjubwoy) August 8, 2016
Well, at least Monday is temporary. Life sucks on a permanent basis.
