Shakespeare had said, “What’s in a name?” You have the painful answer to that!
That ‘cute’ pet name lovingly bestowed upon you by your parents has put you on a roller-coaster ride called embarrassment. The very mention of the name that shall not be named sparks an evil glint in the eyes of the listener and what follows is a lifetime of face-hiding. If life has trolled you with a silly nickname, you’ll be all too familiar with these hardships:
1. You NEVER mention your nickname to anyone. But there’s always that one kameena childhood friend who lets the cat out of the bag. And it really catches on.
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2. Once people find out, it’s a leg-puling spell that will last a lifetime! All your efforts to get people to stop using your nickname are in vain.
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3. Sometimes, people may not remember your name. But everyone remembers your nickname!
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4. Some people don’t even know your real name!
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5. Side characters in Bollywood comedies, trucks and autos often feature your nickname.
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6. The more you try to hide it, the more people get to know. You’ll never know how this happens, but it does!
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7. There’s that one trick: ignore the jokes and people will stop. You’ve tried it and it doesn’t work.
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8. And here’s another trick that doesn’t work: justifying it. Nobody cares what it means; why you were named so or how it’s ‘cute’ and not ‘funny.’
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9. When you find somebody else with a funny pet name, you bond over the shared social stigma!
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10. You have given yourself a ‘cool’ new nickname, and work on popularizing it. Nikhil becomes Nick, Daljeet becomes DJ and so on.
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11. When people can’t remember who you are, one mention of your nickname triggers instant recall.
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12. Over the years, many shayyaris and songs have come to be dedicated to your embarrassing pet name.
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13. People use your pet name to troll you on Facebook all the time.
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14. When you invite your friends home, you give your parents strict instructions not to call you by the ‘bad’ name.
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You’ll never admit it, but you do find your nickname cute. Don’t you now?
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