First they got Hamley’s. Now they’re bringing in Tiffany. The Ambani tribe seems to be hell-bent on giving the Indian people a taste of luxury from around the world. But why stop at toy stores and jewellery, when you can have the whole shebang?
1. Ben & Jerry’s ice cream
We might need to import some milk as well, but B&J ice cream is so worth it. Cold brew caramel latte ice cream, I’m watching you.
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2. Disneyland
It’s 2019 and we still don’t have a legit rollercoaster in India. I wanna go upside down, dammit! Ambanis, get on it.
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3. The Sphinx
Taaki naak na kat jaaye.
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4. Macy’s
This department store chain is a black hole of fun – you can lose yourself for hours and buy shit you never knew you even wanted. Now we just need that Ambani money.
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5. Victoria’s Secret
#FeelingSensual.
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6. Hpnotiq liquor
Just look at the colour of this liqueur. This is the stuff that fairies drink. Sun rahe ho, Mukesh?
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7. Legal weed
Even the Ambanis need to kick back once in a while.
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8. Target
Buying gifts for people couldn’t get much easier.
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9. Primark
When you need threads with steez. I know a lot of us could do with better fashion choices.
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10. Build-A-Bear
You’re never too old for a stuffed toy, especially when you can build it from scratch and give it a name. Guess what Mukesh Ambani will call his?
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11. Hulu
We’re missing out on a whole lot of entertainment just because we don’t have Hulu. Chop chop, Ambanis!
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12. Guitar Centre
The world’s largest musical instruments retailer needs a spot in our country. How else will Nita Ambani rock out when the Mumbai Indians win?
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13. Kylie Cosmetics
Looking fabulous all the time is easy with these Kardashian accessories. And Mukesh’s lips could use a bit of filling up!
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14. Whataburger
We’re all sick of watching people eat amazing burgers on YouTube. It’s time for the real deal!
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15. Shake Shack
Just so we could compare with Whataburger.
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16. The Kohinoor
Mukesh vs. The Queen – Round 1.
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17. The World Cup
If you can’t beat ’em, buy ’em!
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Maybe the Ambanis will listen if we start a Facebook event or something.