Deny it all you want, but you secretly know you’re in a toxic relationship with your beloved parlour didi. While she may be the worst when it comes to small talk and self-esteem, you should thank your stars she doesn’t always speak her mind. Because if she did, this is what she would sound like.
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Sorry, didi. Don’t ruin my eyebrows.
Design credits: Aakansha Pushp
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