Over the last few years, our go-to action hero has been getting a little predictable. It almost feels like every Indian achievement will soon be made into a movie starring Akshay Kumar.

Luckily, we live in a world where hypothetical situations can become all too real. So in case you don't know what else our Khiladi will be playing as, here's a sneak peak.

1. Hima Das

She's a 5-time gold medallist at sprint running. He's a 5-time khiladi. It makes sense, don't question it.

2. Jasprit Bumrah

That's where it all began. That smile - that damn smile.

3. Afroz Shah - Versova Beach Cleaner

Padman aur Toilet toh kar hi liya, might as well clean up Versova also.

4. Heeraben Modi

Imagine giving birth to baby Modi - what an honour! Akshay sir please consider this role.

5. Amit Shah

He'll just need to go bald and gain a little weight. Considering Akshay's 51 years old, that should have already happened.

6. Abhinandan Varthaman

This isn't even a joke. It's crazy that Akshay hasn't played the moustachioed hero yet. He'd be heartbroken if the role went to someone else.

7. Saina Nehwal

He's already played the rest of us, he might as well play against some others as well.

8. Chandrayaan-2

How can you say Akshay sir can't play a satellite?! Go back to Pakistan!

9. Menaka Guruswamy - Lawyer who worked for scrapping Section 377

It's time Akshay sir did a little experimentation with his roles - playing not just a woman, but an openly LGBTQ lawyer? Oscar pakka.

10. Sunil Chhetri

Akshay Kumar is a baller. Sunil is a ball master. It's a match made in ball heaven.

11. Arnab Goswami

"Don't angry me."

12. Statue of Unity

Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel approves. CBFC disapproves.

13. Bullet Train

Remember Akshay running around in those Thums Up ads? Now he won't even need to run!

14. Baba Ramdev

So everyone can appreciate babaji ki booty.

15. Azim Premji

He just looks so good with white hair!

Okay, that's enough shitposting for now.

This article is just an exercise in sarcasm. We don't actually want him to portray these roles. Cheers!