Doctors are considered God-sent in our country. They save lives and cure diseases apart from making a lot of money and puzzling you with bad hand-writing. Have a look at these weird things only doctors in India say.

The straight face comment

1. " Nothing to worry, just minor fractures in the spine. "

2. " Stay calm, it's the first heart attack. "

3. " Just six months of bed-rest, then you are good to go. "

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The Congratulatory Speech

4. " Mubarak ho, beti hui hai ! "

5. " Mubarak ho, beta hua hai ! "

6. " Mubarak ho, typhoid... "

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The Useless Chores

7. " Compounder Ramesh, weight lelo ! "

8. " Compounder Ramesh, height lelo ! "

9. " Compounder Ramesh, eye test lelo ! "

10. " Bhai saab, paise idhar ! "

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The Obvious advice

11. " Buy the medicine. "

Sure, as soon as archaeologists decipher this ancient script.

12. " Eat properly. "

You don't say!

13. " Stay healthy! "

Ha Ha. You're funny.

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When they're explaining you technical shit

14. " This is a case of acute cephalgia, caused by dilation of cerebral arteries! "

OH NO!!

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15. " Your blood report for HIV is here. It's positive! "

Lakh Lakh shukra hai bhagwan ka!

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And the dreaded invitation

16. " Come back tomorrow. "

Party hai kya ?

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Oh. Get well soon.