I am of the firm belief that India is hands down, the funniest country in the world. Don’t believe me? Just step out to the market one day and take a look around at some of the signs above the shops. Our stores signs are often creative, sometimes inappropriate and always funny. Here are just a few.
1. How about some Status Update Chowmein?
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2. How engineers end up in India.
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3. Not sure how this works…
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4. LoL. It’s Murg Donalds.
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5. Roughly translates to “Hospital For Injured Shoes.”
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6. In other news, Facebook Fast Food acquired Whatsapp Maggi Point for 10,000 rupees.
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7. “Andar”wear. Because, you know, you wear it “inside.”
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8. Either he’s out and proud or he has no idea what he’s doing.
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9. I want some “cool ‘n’ crisp chikan!”
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10. You’ll either get it or you won’t.
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11. “Please don’t do ‘okay okay.'”This is one frustrated shopkeeper.
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12. On the top, “Lioness’ Milk… Available here.”
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13. Much discount! So cheap! Wow!
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14. Hahahaha. “Notorious Egg Dudes.”
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15. Sardar Fish ‘N Chicken. Made using Karnail Singh’s secret recipe.
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16. Choley you just can’t wait for…
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