With the new proposed budget, the prices of cigarettes have shot up. Gone are the days when you could casually walk up to your office buddy and bum a cigarette. Bumming a kidney would be easier.

Here’s a list of comebacks you could use, when somebody asks you for a smoke.

About Bodhi

Bodhisatwa, or Bodhi as he is fondly known in the advertising circus is an obsessive, compulsive writer. When he’s not writing ads for a target audience he hasn’t met, he’s writing the first line of books that he won’t write. And when he’s not writing that, he’s writing about irrelevant things that have no implication in the macrocosm of things. Bodhi hates long words. Like obituary. And when the time is ripe, he’ll write his own, thank you very much.