Your underwear is the unsung hero. It’s the tiny piece of cloth that saves all your dignity at the crunch moment. It has the balls, it hides your ass, and does the dirty job so that you can sleep in peace! Have you ever wondered what it’ll say if it could talk? Don’t bother, because we did it for you.

Art work by Arya Sharma

If you think of anything else your underwear would say, don’t hold it in; just whisper it to us!