Some things in life do not work in the realm of logic. Case in point: the many wonderful products thoughtfully offered by Indian teleshopping networks. They are often backed by elaborate ‘scientific’ workings. Not to mention, they’re shockingly expensive, which they very emphatically assure you is a lot lesser than the actual price. And then they show their decency by warning you about similar fake products in the market. When you watch their demo videos, you are really tempted to ask, “Why?” but for the sake of your own sanity, kindly refrain.
I decided to be optimistic and look at the silver lining here. That’s when I realized that you can find alternate uses for these products! The day has been saved! You’re welcome.
1. Morning Walker
Alternate Use: Alarm Clock
Better than that irritating beep beep beep .
2. Nazar Raksha Kavach
Alternate Use: Coloured Contact Lens
Here’s your chance to be the blue-eyed beauty and you’re also nazar-proof!
3. Yoko Height Gain Soles
Alternate Use: Pervert Repellent
Paste to the palms of your hand and use spikey side to slap perverts.
4. Roller Slide Exerciser Wheel
Alternate Use: Roti Maker
Unless you want to break your nose exercising with it, this monster wheel works better rolling out chapattis in interesting shapes.
5. Slim Sauna Belt
Alternate Use: Toilet Seat Warmer
Now you can bravely use the loo during cold, cold winters.
6. Air Lounge Inflatable Mattress
Alternate Use: Trampoline
7. Slim Fit Oil
Alternate Use: Cooking Oil
Slim Fit can cut down all those flabs instantly. What’s going to happen if you eat it?
8. Bio Magnetic Health Bracelet
Alternate Use: Fancy Dog Collar
9. Roop Amrit Fairness Solution
Alternate Use: Clothes Whitener
Better than Tide and Ujjala.
10. Breast Massager Firm Line
Alternate Use: Buddy for lonely hamster
Wouldn’t your furry little friend love a friend?
11. Lipodress Flab Trimmer
Alternate Use: Handkerchief
Hankys are so mainstream. Won’t it be nice to lend a Lipodress to someone who’s crying?
12. Slim Lift Shaping Gear
Alternate Use: Space Suit
Because space suits are so not Best Fashion .
Anyone’s Birthday coming up?