I like watching Bollywood movies for entertainment. I love watching bad Bollywood films for content. But what I love even more is ruining them for lols.
My apologies in advance.
1. Kabir Singh
Pretty much Devdas, with new and improved aggression, medical malpractice and toxic masculinity. You can watch with your eyes closed though, because the music is great.
Watching War is a confusing experience with Hrithik and Tiger looking exactly like each other.
This Sanjay Leela Bhansali movie launched three stars: Sonam, Ranbir and Ranbir’s butt. The rest of the movie was basically 50 shades of blue.
4. Good Newws
I wonder why the movie isn’t called Bad Newws though.
5. Student of the Year 2
I love SOTY 2 because it has everything from nepotism to Tiger’s 18-pack-abs to amazing dialogues like “loser, loser, loser, duffer.” Yeah, it’s like Archie comics, but more comical.
6. Vicky Donor
Vicky is basically every sperm bank’s wet dream. Kudos to the unusual storyline and the non crass treatment.
7. Race 3
Race 3 has so many twists and turns, it’ll give you a backache. But that’s your business, none of their business.
Look who’s stalking.
The first half is a tourism campaign for Corsica and the second half is a heart wrenching narrative of shedding societal expectations to emerge as your true glorious self. Must watch for all arts-has-no-scope-science-karo type parents and relatives.
10. 3 Idiots
A detailed handbook of the great Indian education system with some dosti and love feels. Also, dudes in their 40s tryna be college kids.
11. Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani
Adventure time with Bunny. The movie is all about Bunny’s friends, Bunny’s trips, Bunny’s dad, Bunny’s ambitions, Bunny’s career, Bunny’s dilemma, Bunny’s love life and Bunny.
12. Aashiqui 2
Why is everyone crying all the time? Song. Why is everyone crying all the time? Song. Why is…
13. Om Shanti Om
This movie has two concepts that are so fresh, we haven’t seen them in any movie ever: poonar janam and humshakal. Double yay! Also, let’s not forget SRK got 6-pack-abs so that he could wear a construction helmet and do dard-e-disco. Respect.
14. Pati Patni Aur Woh
Just look at the meme below. That’s basically it. So now you can skip the movie and move on with your life.
15. Hum Aapke Hain Koun
Pawri hori hai. Freak accident. Shaadi hori hai.
Conniving, manipulative and deliciously twisted, Tabu as Simi is one of the most unforgettable villains you’ll come across.
Nothing to explain here. Nothing to see here.
Any more movies you want us to ruin for you?