What’s worse than being single during the nationwide lockdown, you ask? It’s being in an intense one-sided relationship. A twitter user Aasshiiqq channelizes all his experiences and humour to shows us what it is like to social distance yourself from your ek-tarfa pyaar during the quarantine.
unka corona virus kya bigaad lega jinko rona virus ne kaat liya ho.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 29, 2020
usme aur modi ji me zyada fark nahi hai, modi ji diya jalwa rahe hain aur wo dil.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) April 3, 2020
pollution itna kam ho gaya hai ki logo ko whale dikh ja raha hai par usko aaj bhi mera pyar nahi dikh raha.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) April 5, 2020
ab to ramayan bhi wapas aa gaya, tum kab aaogi.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 29, 2020
sanitizer ki peti le aaya hu, phenyl pi pi ke thak gaya tha.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 14, 2020
darne waali baat ye hai ki aane waale ek do din me corona ke cases uske cases se bhi zyada ho jaenge.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) April 1, 2020
hath dhota hu to bhi uski yaad aati hai, usse bhi hath dho baitha tha.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 25, 2020
almost every sporting event is suspended bas uska meri zindagi se khelna band nahi ho raha.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 14, 2020
na ghar se bahar nikalti hai aur na dil se.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 27, 2020
shaheen bagh bhi saaf ho gaya pata nahi uska dil saaf kab hoga.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 24, 2020
aaj paanch baje usne ghar ke bahar bulaya tha, unke bartan gande the kuch bajane ke liye chahiye tha.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 22, 2020
ya toh ye waqt guzar jaega, ya hum.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 25, 2020
corona virus failne ka ek fayda ye hua hai ki ab wo kisi ka haath nahi thaamti.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 13, 2020
kal se mohalle ke piche waale track par intezaar kar raha hu, na train aa rahi hai na wo.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 23, 2020
a humble request. pic.twitter.com/wFgN3vjbAx
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 23, 2020
wo toh modiji ne bol diya isliye duri bana li hai warna uske dil se nikal nahi sakta tha koi.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 19, 2020
unko masks ki kya zaroorat jo chehre par itne naqaab daale rakhte hain.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 19, 2020
dil me na sahi ek din ghar me to reh hi sakte hain.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 22, 2020
usko playlist share karne ko bolo to contact list dikha deti hai.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 22, 2020
mujhe virus ka darr nahi hai, din me char baar to dhulai ho jaati hai.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 18, 2020
social distancing ko bol toh aise rahe hain jaise pehle khud wo aake aansu poch ke jaati thi.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) March 17, 2020
BRB, continuing to cry my ex a river while stalking them on Instagram.