2003 classic Zameen had an iconic song Dilli Ki Sardi, which went something like:
Tarsaaye tadpaaye re, saari raat jagaye re, pyaar tera Dilli ki sardi.
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I have heard many songs after that, from Bollywood romantic to Hollywood rap, but the profoundness of this one line remains unmatched.
And today, I want to tell all future suitors that if your pyaar is like Dilli ki sardi, please keep it to yourself. I don’t want to do anything with it.
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Because, see, Dilli ki sardi this time around makes me want to stay in bed…and do nothing. Yeah, I don’t even skip YouTube ads because my hands are tucked inside the razai.
We are both mature enough to know that will become a problem after a while.
I am only in for platonic love for a few months which doesn’t require me to take off clothes (LOL, this article has suddenly become NSFW. Koi baat nahin).
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Secondly, if pyaar is going to keep me up saari raat, that’s a no straight up. I want to sleep man, I want to sleep in, I want to sleep all day.
The song further has lyrics: Chaahat ki aag jalaa le, kambal mein mujhe chhupa le.
Okay, that is a good invitation. I am all for being inside the kambal but chaahat ka sure nahin hai. Only chaahat I have, is for my heating pad.
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Anyhow, moving on to the final bit:
Mere joban ko behkaaye re, shole pe barf lagaaye re. Tan man ki pyaas badhaaye re, reh reh ke sui chubhaaye re.
This is easy to understand – and I appreciate the depiction of biology through words like reh reh ke sui chubhaaye.
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But I am not into this kinda BDSM. If it feels how it feels like when you step out of the shower, it’s a no from me again.
That shit makes me want to die.