Navratras are an auspicious time of the year but they’re also a nightmare for cheekan lovers.
Yeh ghaas-phoos pe kaise jeene ka?! Apun ko maas maangta hai.
Here are some tweets that perfectly capture the pain of us chicken-lovers during Navratri.
1. Trust me, you’ll need it.
2. Hello, how do I convert to Meatism?
3. Ghor apraadh!
4. What is the purpose of this life?
5. Cheeekan FTW!
6. Yeh gaon mera hai aur main yahaan ka Jaikant Shikre.
7. I can’t even begin to imagine the pain of such a life.
9. #FuckBois during Navrati.
10. The pain is real. So is the dilemma.
11. Can you please replace it with Navratri thali?
12. Ass whooping is on the cards.
13. Dharam bhrasht mat kar, nalayak.
14. I wouldn’t want to risk it.
15. Double-faced has a new meaning.
16. Crying myself to sleep every night. Just ask my pillow.
17. Heart-broken songs in 3, 2,..
18. Sache pyaar ko kaise bhool sakta hai tu?!
19. Without chicken, I’m nothing.
20. Too good to be true.
21. Anyaay hai yeh!
22. Chicken tikka masala, butter chicken, seekh kebab, roghan josh, chicken biryani, egg bhurjee and chicken naan. Bas.
23. I still have the scars.
24. Iss zindagi ko kya naam dun?
25. Ek galti toh bhagwaan bhi maaf kar deta hai.
Yeh sabzi kya hota hai?