Let’s face it. Talking openly about sex in our country is about as far from being normalised as veg biryani (no, it’s not normal). Lately however, things have started to change. But that’s a topic of discussion for another day. Today, we want to share with you this incredible pun-filled conversation about orgasms by Twitter users, @lordoftheshibs and @pi_alize. By now, most of us are pretty well-acquainted with the ‘what idiot called it’ format of Twitter jokes.
Well, this conversation took it to another level.
what idiot called them multiple orgasms and not aurgasm
— Shibesh (@lordoftheshibs) March 24, 2017
And then, they just went with it.
@lordoftheshibs period orgasms are goregasms
— π (@pi_alize) March 24, 2017
@pi_alize orgasms received in missionary are boregasms
— Shibesh (@lordoftheshibs) March 24, 2017
@lordoftheshibs orgasms on the beach are shoregasms.
— π (@pi_alize) March 24, 2017
@pi_alize orgasms while planking are coregasms
— Shibesh (@lordoftheshibs) March 24, 2017
@lordoftheshibs orgasms from a Norse god are Thorgasms
— π (@pi_alize) March 24, 2017
@pi_alize bondage orgasms are dorgasms
— Shibesh (@lordoftheshibs) March 24, 2017
@lordoftheshibs orgasms while reciting Shakespeare are Yoregasms
— π (@pi_alize) March 24, 2017
@pi_alize premature orgasms are foregasms
— Shibesh (@lordoftheshibs) March 24, 2017
@lordoftheshibs the british ones are Phwoargasms.
— π (@pi_alize) March 24, 2017
@pi_alize orgasms at ikea are storegasms
— Shibesh (@lordoftheshibs) March 24, 2017
@lordoftheshibs angry ones are Wargasms.
— π (@pi_alize) March 24, 2017
@lordoftheshibs when you cry because the Khaleesi doesn’t love you they’re Jorahgasms.
— π (@pi_alize) March 24, 2017
@pi_alize having sex w khaleesi is a suregasm
— Shibesh (@lordoftheshibs) March 24, 2017
@lordoftheshibs daaaaamn.The multiples could be Loregasms.
— π (@pi_alize) March 24, 2017
@pi_alize brb dreaming about it and getting snoregasms
— Shibesh (@lordoftheshibs) March 24, 2017
@lordoftheshibs whilst wearing a bull mask is a minotaurgasm.
— π (@pi_alize) March 24, 2017
@pi_alize whilst while dancing to MJ is shamurgasm
— Shibesh (@lordoftheshibs) March 24, 2017
@pi_alize encoregasm
— Shibesh (@lordoftheshibs) March 24, 2017
@lordoftheshibs it won’t die like the dinosaurfasms.
— π (@pi_alize) March 24, 2017
Wait, that didn’t turn out right.
@lordoftheshibs dinosaurgasms. Damnit.
— π (@pi_alize) March 24, 2017
Much better.
@pi_alize they met their end with valourgasm
— Shibesh (@lordoftheshibs) March 24, 2017
@lordoftheshibs they got taken out by a meteorgasm.
— π (@pi_alize) March 24, 2017
]Well played.