Tripura CM and honorary foot-in-mouth expert, Biplab Deb is known for saying the darnest things. Remember when he said, “Internet and satellite communication had existed in the days of the Mahabharata”? So, there’s more from where that came from.
Earlier this week, Deb rolled out yet another priceless pearl of wisdom. On April 28, Civil Service Day, he said,
“If a civil engineer becomes an Indian Administrative Services (IAS) officer, he can give inputs in construction projects, which mechanical engineers cannot. One should not opt for civil services after studying mechanical engineering. Civil engineers have the experience and knowledge to help build administration and society. Civil engineering gives that kind of knowledge.”
In a nutshell what the world gathered was that only ‘civil’ engineers should opt for ‘civil’ services. And Twitter, like always, was unforgiving. Here’s how they turned the CM’s booboo into LOLs and ROFLs.
Only zebras can wear bras. #SayItLikeBiplab
— richa singh (@richa_singh) April 30, 2018
Higher studies can only be done on hill stations #SayItLikeBiplab
— Dr.Neha Sharma (@nehasharma11) April 30, 2018
Only Virgins are allowed to travel by Virgin Airlines. #SayItLikeBiplab
— Abhijeet (@aaptimist_) April 30, 2018
Biplab : Cricket should be played with crickets not humans #biplabdairies
— ‘Ram’say Adityanath (@gaubharath) April 29, 2018
The ones with cock go to Bangkok 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #SayItLikeBiplab
— Aarti (@aartic02) April 30, 2018
Only horny men should blow the horn 🤣🤣🤣 #SayItLikeBiplab
— Aarti (@aartic02) April 30, 2018
Tiger biscuits should be eaten only by Tigers. #SayItLikeBiplab
— Abhijeet (@aaptimist_) April 30, 2018
Only IT Engineers should work in the Income Tax department #SayItLikeBiplab
— Piggi #RYP (@PagluPiggu) April 30, 2018
Only people with Master Degree in Physics are eligible to become physicians. #SayItLikeBiplab
— Keerthi🌹 (@TheDesiEdge) April 30, 2018
Only cats can sit for CAT exam. #SayItLikeBiplab pic.twitter.com/UqA5TKxEBv
— richa singh (@richa_singh) April 30, 2018
Pan card should be issued to Pan wala orPan eater#SayItLikeBiplab pic.twitter.com/4IHWeCdlJV
— अच्छे दिन™ 🇮🇳✋ (@aAccheDin) April 30, 2018
Only missionary people should do missionary position !!!#SayItLikeBiplab
— Attraversiamo !! Biplab fan girl (@i_upasana) April 30, 2018
#SayItLikeBiplab Only Singh’s can be Singers.
— AAP Ka Vikram (@vikrameffects) April 30, 2018
Only those who have Apple gadgets can eat apple. #SayItLikeBiplab
— Mehul Choradiya #RYP (@ChoradiyaMehul) April 30, 2018
Andheri should always remain in andhera, without any lights#SayItLikeBiplab pic.twitter.com/u5yIKqo6Hw
— अच्छे दिन™ 🇮🇳✋ (@aAccheDin) April 30, 2018
Indiana Jones is actually from India #SayItLikeBiplab 🤣
— Riya Mukherjee (@riyalovezu) April 30, 2018
Hot Dog is made from dogs. #SayItLikeBiplab
— Abhijeet (@aaptimist_) April 30, 2018
Only Mia Khalifa should enter Burj khalifa.#SayItLikeBiplab
— Amit Shah (@amitshaah_) April 30, 2018
Only people from UP should sit for UPSC exams 😭#SayItLikeBiplab
— Roshan Rai (@RoshanKrRai) May 1, 2018
Don’t ever expect sense from sanghis!#SayItLikeBiplab pic.twitter.com/8VLlb315dP
— Sujesh (@Sujesh_Knr) April 30, 2018
#Labourday will be celebrated only by those who are in Labour Pain#SayItLikeBiplab @NavenduSingh_
— Gp Capt Christopher (@bcchristopher) May 1, 2018
Biplab Deb is truly the gift that keeps giving.
