'Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?' is certainly the second most annoying question. First is obviously,Β 'Beta, shaadi kab kar rahe ho?'

This and a slew of other obnoxious questions are lined up at a function where uncles and aunties are assembled to scrutinise the lives of a specific age group (which most certainly includes you and me).

And if you refuse to attend one of these events, your mother will take you down memory lane on how some random chachi babysat you when you were a toddler.Β 

SoΒ somebodyΒ took it to Twitter to seek some creative excuses to skip a family function, and now we all have a plan.

Which one are you using next?Β