Let’s admit it! This generation is crazy about selfies. People might have seen our faces a million times thanks to Snapchat, Instagram, WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter and what not but why deny them the luxury of watching us a million more times, right?
Wrong! Some of us love taking selfies so much that we often cross the line between “Wow, what a selfie!” and “WTF, another selfie?!” If you receive a lot reactions of the latter kind, you will relate to this.
Here are 21 types of selfies we really have to do away with!
1. The I-Just-Woke-Up Selfie
Messy hair, half open eyes, groggy look… The perfect time to take a selfie, right? WRONG!
2. The Getting-Ready-To-Go-Out Selfie
Wait, wasn’t the plan to get ready and go out?
3. The I-Hate-Kids-But-How-About-A-Selfie? Selfie
“I hate you, how about dinner?” Doesn’t make sense, right?
4. The I-Am-Pretending-To-Be-Asleep Selfie
5. The Look-At-My-Injury Selfie
Normal people take it as a sign to seek medication!
6. The In-My-Hospital-Bed Selfie
So your platelet count is low yet you can take a selfie? *Slow clap*
7. The Oh-God!-I-Am-Drowning-In-Work Selfie
How about you put the phone aside and finish work? Just a suggestion!
8. The Hey-I’ve-Had-A-Makeover-Please-Check-Me-Out Selfie
Whether it’s a new tattoo or a new hairstyle or a new nail-paint, guess who else needs to see it? No one!
9 . The I-Am-Totally-Taking-An-Inappropriate Selfie
At a funeral, you decide to take a selfie with the coffin. A hell of a way to pay your respects!
10. The Look-At-My-Intense-Face-Listening-To-My-Favorite-Playlist Selfie
And I need to watch you like this because?
11. The Hey-I-Just-Got-Out-Of-The-Shower Selfie
Weekly ritual, right?
12. The Duck-Face Selfie
This one should be banned!
13. The I-Am-Totally-Looking-Hot-In-Front-Of-The-Mirror Selfie
Whether it’s just you or you with your phone or you with an expensive phone, guess who cares? No one!
14. The I-Am-Taking-A-Dump Selfie
Now seriously, why would you want to show us how you take a dump, or shower, or whatever it is that you do in there?
15. The I-Am-Looking-Good-Today Selfie
How about the I-Am-Really-Not-Interested reaction?
16. The Hey-I-Have-A-Pet Selfie
Mike Tyson has a tiger but you don’t see him taking selfies, do you?
17. The My-Room-Is-So-Messy-But-I-Would-Rather-Take-A-Selfie Selfie
How about you put the phone away and clean up the mess instead?
18. The I-Workout Selfie
We get it, you have biceps and 8-pack abs but why rub it in our faces?
19. The Belfie
Just when we thought you couldn’t stoop any lower. Literally!
20. The I-Am-Pretending-It-Is-Not-A-Selfie Selfie
So you really think you can fool us with your pretentious selfies?
21. The Selfie-With-My-Car/Bike/Truck/Whatever..
LOL. Need I say more?