Virat Kohli is a champion. And therefore it is no surprise that brands want to be associated with him. A lot of brands. Like a gazillion of them.
We recently came across a parody account that hilariously takes a dig at Virat’s endorsements, and this ‘brand’ of humour will have you cracking up in no time.
It’s late. Time to have a decent sleep on my @KurlonLimited matress after switching on the @goodknightin mosquito repellent to have a peaceful sleep under 0 watt @Syska_LED bulb and cool 21°C temperature of @samsung air condition, draped in @BombayDyeing_In blanket. Good night. pic.twitter.com/FHbHXXbOOr
— Virat Kohli (@imVlkohli) November 3, 2018
This festive season enjoy Sugar free Sweets of #Haldirams made by #SugarFreeNatura to avoid Diabetes else you will have to buy #AccuCheck Glucometer to keep your Sugar in control or get admitted in @Fortis_Hospital. Hope u have the #TataAIG Medical Insurance to recover ur bills. pic.twitter.com/ch9qTac2wr
— Virat Kohli (@imVlkohli) November 5, 2018
Thank you everyone for your lovely wishes on #HappyBirthdayVirat. Read all your tweets smoothly because of 6 GB RAM on my new @Nokia 8 having QHD pOLED display for anti-strain hence there was no need to wear my #Lenskart specs having #Crizal Anti-Glaring Lenses. pic.twitter.com/TVvny4BejI
— Virat Kohli (@imVlkohli) November 5, 2018
This #Dhanteras, gift your wife pure Jwelleries, buy Gold from @PCChandraJwelrs, Silver from @KalyanJewellers , Diamond from @TanishqJewelry and Platinum from #EvaraPlatinums and make her happy just like I did to the co-actress of #Zero movie. #HappyDhanteras pic.twitter.com/jXQPUH5gmA
— Virat Kohli (@imVlkohli) November 5, 2018
Thanks to wife for best bday ever. She wore the dress bought from @Zara, made me wear #Manyavar Kurta, took me to #HotelOrchid in our new #MahindraMarrazo & told me to cut d cake ordered from #Monginis while she was clicking pics from #VivoV7Pro while singing #HappyBirthdayVirat. pic.twitter.com/pvdo3wV8qm
— Virat Kohli (@imVlkohli) November 4, 2018
Congratulations to Team for winning 1st @Paytm #INDvWI T20 by 5 wkts. 50% of the side was out as it’s festive season of 50% discount everywhere even at @BigBazaar where you can buy your @Puma shoes & @Tissot watches at cheap price. Hurry, Book an @Uber & reach until stocks last pic.twitter.com/H2pyKHVsA4
— Virat Kohli (@imVlkohli) November 4, 2018
Feeling tensed due to quick wickets in the @Paytm #IndvWI T20 ? Apply #NavratnaHairOil & #DermiCool Powder to feel cool and have a @NESCAFE to relax. pic.twitter.com/Xy7K8lvXa1
— Virat Kohli (@imVlkohli) November 4, 2018
Strange confusion between West Indies batsmen Shai Hope & Hetmyer, that’s why I suggest #BingoMadAngles, No Confusion, Great Combination. #INDvWI pic.twitter.com/X0b84FSrQL
— Virat Kohli (@imVlkohli) November 4, 2018
Thanx to #Bosch Infrared CCTV Cameras and @iBallIndia Spy Microphone. With their high quality images and sound I was able to capture and record wifey’s surprise bday party plan for me and thus asked BCCI to give me rest for @Paytm #INDvWI T20 series, so we can enjoy together. pic.twitter.com/IbgrKn4YQe
— Virat Kohli (@imVlkohli) November 4, 2018
Good morning fellas. Hope you brushed your teeth with @Colgate #SuperFlexi toothbrush & Charcoal toothpaste followed by @Listerine Mouthwash to keep ur breath clean.
Time to Jog now wearing @Puma shoes and #Wrogn t-shirts while having protein shake from #Milton sipper bottles. pic.twitter.com/XAJ58pf2W4— Virat Kohli (@imVlkohli) November 4, 2018
All the best to our Men in Blue Indian team powered by @Oppo & @Nike for the @Paytm T20 series against West Indies starting from tomorrow. I hope they do well in my absence as I have rested to increase my stamina by jogging everyday wearing @Puma shoes & @Wrogn T-shirts. #IndvWI pic.twitter.com/edwBTeoPO4
— Virat Kohli (@imVlkohli) November 3, 2018
Best of luck to Australian and South African cricket team for the #AUSvSA series starting from tomorrow. Dont create much controversy this time and if you want to, then buy the best quality Sandpaper of Australia – SandBlaster Sandpapers. pic.twitter.com/lCJlQPFCob
— Virat Kohli (@imVlkohli) November 3, 2018
Congratulations to Wifey @AnushkaSharma for achieving 54 million views of her latest film #ZeroTrailer
Watch it at your nearby @_PVRCinemas on 21st December while having a @McDonalds burger and @KFC French Fries.#ZeroTrailer54Mn24Hours pic.twitter.com/D4GDak0hr4— Virat Kohli (@imVlkohli) November 3, 2018
Saw #2Point0Trailer. loved it very much. Did you guys notice villain Akshay Kumar was so strong, made out of Mobiles ? The mobiles were Gionee Smartphones, hard and durable made of Gorilla Glass 3 protection, grab one at your nearby store now. pic.twitter.com/i3T0rqCstf
— Virat Kohli (@imVlkohli) November 3, 2018
Thanks for gifting me the #VivoV10 Smart Phone having dual front Camera & Selfie Flash, The picture quality where I am wearing #Manyavar kurta & #Lenskart Glasses looks awesome. The terrace railing painted white with @Nerolac_Paints also is clearly visible. https://t.co/7i1dSmkfon
— Virat Kohli (@imVlkohli) November 5, 2018
I’m going to take a nap on my Sleepwell mattress now.
