The world has two kinds of people. Those who know what they are doing, and those who know they are kidding themselves but just won’t quit. Here is a range of things people fake just to look a little different for a very short duration in a very small audience of people with very weird tastes.
1. Wannabe Photographer
” Shutter speed badha do. Mast photo ayegi.” -Aman Kumar Gupta© Photography™®
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2. Wannabe Artist
“Use tracing paper. Same banega .”
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3. Wannabe Politician
“I’ve learnt the speech word-by-word. Ab toh kursi pakki .”
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4. Wannabe Football Fan
“I love Man Utd, Messi and Ronaldo.”
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5. Wannabe Gangster
” Yo, I’m so tough, they call me Maths, biatch! “
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6. Wannabe Journalist
” Fab India se kurta le liya. Bas, ab dekho journalism! “
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7. Wannabe Stoner
“I don’t like all this charas, ganja stuff. I only do hash.”
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8. Wannabe Cook
” Haan, it’s tasty. But texture can be better. You know that grain quality, like you know, it has to be perfect! “
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9. Wannabe Dancer
” Yaar, locking and popping se ladkiyan jyada impress hoti hain ya wave se? “
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10. Wannabe Activist
” Is desh ko America bana denge! Lao 500 rupiye! “
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11. Wannabe Coder
“I can hack the World Bank in 10 minutes. Wo toh papa mana karte hain, warna arabpati hota. “
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12. Wannabe Singer
” 5 ghante riyaaz karti hoon roz. Raag pataal bhairavi sunega? “
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13. Wannabe ‘Potterhead’
” Tattchhim Marnasann! “
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14. Wannabe Art Connoisseur
” Wow! Beautiful! I think it denotes the pure thought that divides the two sections of our society that look so similar but are so different!” ” Ye safed patti? “
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15. Wannabe Musicians
“Hey, Rock n Roll is not just music, it’s a way of life! Chal, ‘Rock On’ baja! “
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16. Wannabe Literati
“My movies are like my statements. They are tough to understand, but once you do, you know they are shit.”
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17. Wannabe Feminist
“Men just don’t know how to respect women, saale BC MC #$%$#% !”
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18. Wannabe Geek
“You can download everything from this website called torrents. It’s awesome.”
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19. Wannabe Comic
” Madarchod! HAHAHA! “
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20. Wannabe Writer
” 20 saal se writer’s block chal raha tha. Flow nahi aa raha tha. Ab dekho. “
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