Note: This is a work of sarcasm, no matter how weak you may consider it to be. So take it with a pinch of salt. 

All this environmentalist talk about not bursting crackers can be very frustrating. After all, this is the way we've been celebrating Diwali for centuries. Why stop now?

1. Crackers don't affect animals. 

Image of a cat injured by firecrackers
Source: Fox 8

2. There is already so much pollution. How much worse would burning crackers make it?

Newspaper headline about Delhi's pollution level on Diwali night
Source: India Today

3. Also, it doesn't really physically hurt anyone. 

Newspaper headline about people injuring themselves with crackers
Source: NDTV

4. And the environment is not going anywhere. Fix kar lenge scientist log. 

UN report about how long we have to save the planet
Source: UN.Org

5. Itna sutta maarte hain, our lungs are immune to this puny shit. 

Image of lungs suffering from Delhi's airs
Source: News18

6. Rozgaar milta hai patakhon se!

Children making firecrackers
Source: India Today

7. Arey ghanta noise pollution. Nobody cares about it. 

Newspaper headline about Noise Pollution
Source: Times of India

8. If you are careful, you'll never get injured during Diwali. 

News headline about firecracker injuries
Source: India Today

9. The govt. anyway sprinkles water the next day to take care of the pollution. 

News headline about Delhi running out of groundwater
Source: Times of India

10. Children love Diwali. Why should we stop them from bursting crackers?

News headline about firecrackers and child labour
Source: Daily Pioneer

I say, buy more crackers. We're all going to die someday, aren't we?