Loving someone is only 50% of the job. Expressing your love is another 50%. Telling someone how you feel about them can be a highly slippery territory. I mean, you need to sound a little romantic but you cannot sound cheesy at all. At the same time, you also need to sound convincing enough. No wonder it’s a herculean task. And that’s why, it requires an excellent word play.

So no matter what you do, stay away from these creepy/weird/worst ways imaginable to say those three magical words. Unless you love yourself enough to spend the rest of your life forever alone .

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